We had laid in until half seven, and it was an hour later when we went down for breakfast, where the hotel’s old dog kept us company, demanding head pats and back rubs.
Like all French hotels, the bread was excellent, as so was the local yogurt.
I show many people around the Kent orchid sites, and most say that if I down their way, let them know and they will share locations. One such was Kevin, who told me of an orchid site at 6,000 feet, that usually has several Ghosts.
He gave me a map pin location, it was on our way south, some 55 minutes away, so it seemed daft not to at least try.
It was a sad depart from the hotel, as it was by far the best on the whole trip. Great food, three choices of draught La Chouffe, good beds, and very quiet. The staff were friendly, and didn’t laugh or roll eyes at my fractured Franglais.
It was going to be a hot day in the foothills, but hotter further south, though we had no idea as to how hot, hot actually feels.
We drive back to the main road, and headed south west, along the busy roads, stopping at a service station for fuel, before driving on.
The road began to climb, huge curves took the road upwards, with meadows filling the part in the middle, then hairpins, and all the while cyclists huffing and puffing, or not, up the Col.
We turned sharp left off the main road, onto a narrow mountain road that clung to the side of a gorge, the drop on the left hand side soon dropping hundreds of metres, and only a frail meatl fence stopping anyone who made a mistake.
We arrived at the pinned location, and saw along the road, prime Ghost habitat. But a feel of the moss revealed it to be bone dry, despite being green. We searched along the roadside bank, found several species gone to seed, and even some Creeping Lady’s Tresses newly emerged and one even still in bud.
We each went up a track leading up the side of the mountain, into the woods, but the orchids died out, though the moss continued. We searched for an hour, found lots of gone-to-seed spikes, but only one Dark red helleborine still in flower.We had ran out of time.
Back to the car, and back along the mountain track, where we encountered many cars and buses coming the other way, the narrow track only had a few passing places, and on our side of the road was the massive drop to the gorge below.
We made it back to the main road safe, turned back down the hill, and rejoined the main road leading out of the Alps.
The road meandered down valleys, some narrow and steep, but latterly les so, until we came to the motorway, then I could put the hammer down.
The car’s display had shown it to be twenty two degrees when we set out from the hotel, but as we dropped in altitude and it got towards afternoon, thirty degrees was reached, then thirty five, and finally thirty eight.
We stopped at the first services, as the mountains were now just shadows in the rear view mirror. We stepped out of the air conditioned car and into the afternoon heat, and it hit us like a slice of lemon wrapped round a gold brick.
We got drinks and a baguette, ate, and went back to the car to head further south.
The countryside was now flat, filled with crops, and low hills on which were farms and villages. Traffic got heavier, and the temperature didn’t drop.
We reached Arles, where we had several things planned, but getting out of the car showed that just walking in the heat and humidity would have been just about impossible for us.
Into the hotel, and their air conditioning wasn’t coping, we joined a queue of people waiting to check in, all had faces and bodies the colour of freshly boiled lobster.
We checked in and went to our room. It faced south, and had received at least six hours of sunshine, the air conditioning made little difference. I washed my face so to be free of sweat, and within thirty seconds as hot all over again.
We went down to the bar, and found ice cold beers just about took the edge off, but not by much. I made two pints disappear as more guests arrived, and found their rooms not ready, and their anger quickly boiled over.
At seven we had dinner, and over glasses of rose wine, we were honest about the heat and the fact we had at least eight more days of it. Should we stick with it, or not?
We both said it was too much. We couldn’t sleep, and during the day it would have been too hot for us to do anything outside, but we had days of nature watching planned, all of which was impossible.
We cancelled the next two hotels, meaning we would not see the total eclipse, but would see it 97% total from home. We booked a hotel in Chartres, and sighed with relief.
We went upstairs to pack an overnight bag, contact the cattery, and try to get some sleep.















