I received a message last week, asking if I could take a friend from Australia and her husband round some of the orchid sites before they flew back home on Thursday.
The weekend was out due to trains being replaced by buses, so the next fine day was Tuesday.
That was agreed.
And being a Tuesday, I would go to the gym first, then pick up Jools to take her to her class before returning home for a shower. Then picking Jools up at nine twenty before go to the station to collect Lisa and her husband.
It was a packed morning, starting with a five ten alarm, drinking coffee and being out of the house at ten to six. Drive to Whitfield, get to the gym, do my forty minutes, burning more calories than ever before. Rushing back down to the car, getting home to pick Jools up before dropping her off at the Duke of Yorks so she could walk into town, do her class.
I drove back home, had a shower and breakfast. Washed up and was all ready to leave at five past nine.
Phew.
I waited a few minutes for Jools to finish, then once she climbed in to Dover Priory, where there was no sign.
Turns out they had gone up to Folkestone Road to snap a view of the castle, but soon came back down and climbed in too.
First stop was Samphire Hoe, and knowing where the spikes were meant parking on the overflow car park, then walking something like five metres up the bank to where there was about a dozen spikes.
Tick number one.
Easy.
Back in the car and up through the tunnel, which they were thrilled about, then up the A20 to Hythe and turning off to go up Stone Street to Yocklett's.
Although there is much to see, target species here was Twayblade and Fly.
So along the lower track, with male Orange tips teasing us with nearly settling, but not quite, then up the down to the clearing. Behind the seat was just a single Fly, not quite in flower, but I knew were there might be.

Down the slope and there we found a large spike of Twayblade mostly open, and in sunlight.
So that was tick two.

And further along beside the fallen tree trunk were three Fly spikes open.
Tick number three.
We all got photos, and I wish we could have stayed longer, but the next leg was a long one.
Marden Meadow, has at it's peak, tens of thousands of Green-winged orchids flowering. This wasn't the peak, but I knew from posts to my FB group, some where.
Back down to the motorway and a twenty mile blast to Maidstone, turning off and along and up the narrow main road through Leeds.
A left turn to Staplehurst before striking out into the country again, beside the railway to the small car park.
We were the only ones there.
There were a few hundred (!) open or partially open spikes, more than enough to satisfy our orchid-lust. Though no white spikes, but a couple of salmon pink ones did delight.

Tick number four.
The weather, I should add, was perfect: sunny, little breeze and war without being too hot. All to show the orchids in the water meadow off to their best.
It was now one, so we go back to Staplehurst and find a pub, settling for the King's Head.

There was just one other table occupied, so we settled in and ordered lunch: the others all had a hanging garlic and tarragon chicken kebab, while I had a double smash burger.
It was all rather wonderful, and Lisa picked up the tab to say thanks for the fine day, which left us just enough time to get to our last stop: Stockbury.
The choice was either to go through Maidstone or double back through Leeds to get to the A249.
I chose the latter, and we made good time back through the village and its parked cars and timber-framed buildings jutting out into the road.
Up the North Downs, turning off down the narrow lane to the blocked off junction, parking next to the bollards. And to the right, the blue haze of a multitude of bluebells could be seen.
I take them in, then round the densest area, before doubling back along the narrow path, either side a violet shade of blue, like walking through a parted lake!

Lisa was thrilled.
But further along were several Early Purples.
Tick number five.
Before edging down the steep slope to the lower meadow, where, sadly, the Lesser butterflies hadn't made much progress.
Would my hope of a Lady orchid be in flower be realised?

Jools was in front, but missed a single spike with three open flowers just to the right.
I saw it.
Tick number six.
Full house.
We now had to get Lisa and her husband back to Dover for ten to five, as they had bought a cheap ticket that meant they had to get on that train. We had an hour for the 40 minute drive, we'd make it easily.
Back down the motorway to Faversham, then round the roundabout past Canterbury to Dover, down past the Castle to the station, where they were able to upgrade their ticket to get on a high speed train to whisk them back to London.
We drove home, just in time to feed the cats, where Scully was fine. And hungry.
For supper I cook the crunchy chilli beef again. Not quite perfect, but getting there.
Before finally, there was Ipswich on the telly again, but beaten by Portsmouth 2-0.