I may have mentioned that I have had a big falling out with our local U3A, for whom I ran a group, then two groups, then one, and now, none.
It was tough to leave the small group of crawlers, telling them via a WhatsApp message that the group no longer exists.
But I had already arranged a "tour" of some of the Romney churches, though the initial date had to be cancelled due to my B12 injections, and then there was our holiday, so the first Wednesday in September was selected. And in all honesty, accidentally at the same time as the U3A's AGM. Though the tour would be outside of the organisation, though a couple did think it was deliberate.
It wasn't.
So, I would have the car all day, so had to drop Jools off in Dover at half seven, then get back home to get my stuff ready, meaning there wasn't time for breakfast.
Bugger.
First I had to pick up Martina from Deal, and as I had seen kids waiting for their buses on the way back from town, I thought Walmer and Deal would be busy with traffic on the school run.
So I took the Sandwich road, then doubling back through Worth to her house. Only traffic was mad there too. At the roundabout, stationary all along the bypass to the next roundabout just over a mile away near the White Mill.
I got into Deal with no issues, parked outside her house, called her to let her know I was waiting, so she came out, loaded the car, so we could drive back to Dover.
We picked up Ros and Phil at St James's, so with a full car we could get going, along the A20 to Folkestone, turning off at Hythe services.
Light rain was falling, which was a shame, but we were in good spirits, as it was the first time we had met since the end of April.
We turned off to Hythe, past the RH&DR station, then out along the coast road, past the shooting range, which was in use, with guns going off as we went past.
Pew, pew, pew!
Once we reached Dymchurch, we turned off, onto the Marsh itself, along narrow twisty lanes to St Mary in the Marsh.
There waiting were the other two members, only problem was that the church was locked, but it wasn't quite ten.
So I showed them E.M. Nesbit's grave, which is marked by a simple wooden marker.
By then the warden arrived. Apologised for being late, so we could go inside and me put my guide head on, so point out areas of interest.
From then on, we drove in our two car convoy the rest of the day, first of all the two miles along most twisty lanes and onto the main road to Old Romney.
Old Romney is situated beside the main road into Sussex and to Rye, and being under the care of the CCT is open every day.
Inside the pale pink painted pews and gallery still look fine, although would look better in white.
The church features two hagioscopes, the doorway to the rood stairs still has the original wooden frame for the door, but most remarkable is the fact it has a large brick bread oven in the south chapel.
When in use would also heat the church too.
I pointed out the multiple buttresses and the leaning walls and tower, so said that Newchurch nearby had an even more dramatic leaning tower: did they want to see it? As I had built some time into the day.

They did, so we drove the couple of miles back the other way and arrived at Newchurch as the rain came down harder.
The tower was three-quarters bult when the lean became worrying, so work stopped until the tower settled, then the bell stage was added, and level.

This came down to the soft ground, something which another church got round in rather a unique way when it came to heir belltower.
But that for later.
But now, on to Ivychuch for the "Cathedral of the Marsh", and lunch.
Upon arrival I went into the pub next door to make sure they were doing food and could seat a group of six. They could.

So I joined the others in the church, enjoying the huge space inside, showing that in the middle ages, the area was made rich thanks to the wool from he hardy Romney Marsh sheep, and some of that money went into building large and grand churches.
The church also features a museum of local farming, and finds from farms nearby.
And then to the pub where two people offered to buy me lunch. One did, but then the other bought me a drink, so we were able to site down, to talk about what we had seen, and me hint at what we might see in the afternoon.
Lunch for me was steak and stilton pie, and despite not having breakfast, I was unable to finish it. We all ate well, so at nearly two in the afternoon, we drove the two miles to Brookland.

St Augustine has several remarkable features.
The stable door-like porch doors that greet visitors.
The magnificent lead font inside, with a ring of astrological signs, with the labours of the month below.
But it is the belltower that the church is rightly best known for.
In order to keep weight down, a triple-decked "candle-snuff" wooden belltowers was constructed, and survives, even if I have never visited the church when the tower doors were unlocked.
And no change this time.
Inside it is remarkable too, a large space with wooden family pews, full of light. And three bored local teenagers, who leave when we arrive.
That leaves just one final church of the afternoon.
A short drive away, even closer to the border with (East) Sussex, is Fairfield. The church is a simple brick and timber building, set among fields and ditches.
It featured in many BBC Dickens dramatisations, just for the uber-rural church.
But it isn't as it seems, as Hasted himself says that when he visited the parish at the end of the 18th century remarked at how recently built the church seemed, and had just one memorial stone inside.

And if that isn't enough, the entire building was rebuilt in the 1920s.
But location here is everything.
We parked on the lane, near a family in an estate car. The Mother told me a couple of cyclists at the church had the key, so we set off through the gate to the field and along the top of a drainage ditch.
Over a narrow bridge, on the other side I met the two guys, took over the key and said I would put it back. Just as well as they didn't know which house it was to be returned to.
I unlocked the door, and I let the group go inside and marvel at how perfectly simple it was.
And tha was that.
We waked back to the road, and I set off along the road to return the key, then the long drove through Hythe via the coast road, passing through New Romney.
Onto the motorway, back to Dover, dropping Ros and Phil off at their house, then took Martina back to Deal.
And that was that, all done.
I drove back home, calling Jools on the way out of Deal, so that she put the kettle on and had a fresh brew waiting after reversing the car down the drive.

We had both eaten well, so had some Spanish tapas for supper, and I opened a new beer, but to my dismay, it was a sour beer, made in the traditional Lambic tradition.
Was OK after a while.