Trumped

On the 15th November Donald J Trump, idiot in chief, announced he was going to sue the BBC for a Newsnight edition that had been broadcast in the UK some 54 weeks ago, before the US election.

The Newsnight edition was not shown outside the UK, not available on the i player for anyone outside the UK, and was not repeated after November 2024.

Trump's lawyers wrote to the BBC stating the considerable reputation and financial damage Trump had been caused.

Careful reading of the letter revealed that no instances of said reputation and financial damge that had been caused, despite the claims having been made at least three times in the letter.

The UK media, especially the BBC, reported on the story, that Trump was going to sue the BBC. Resignations followed of the BBC top brass.

Lawyers for the BBC responded asking for evidence of the reputational damage, and that records of such needed to be retained.

To my knowledge, no reply to the BBC's letter was received.

The broadcasting regulator wrote to the BBC asking for evidence that the program had been broadcast in the US, specifically, the State of Florida.

In other words, there was no evidence that the Newsnight edition was broadcast or available, legally, in the US, and as such the US regulator had no juristiction.

The story was huge for days, wreaked huge damage on the BBC, and then nothing.

Now the BBC is insisting that presenters, permanent and freelances abide by regulations to limit what they say onstage: critism of Trump, support of the LGBTQ community, so much so that Robin Ince, creator and joint presenter of the long-running radio show, The Infininate Monkey Cage, has resigned.

This is where the BBC is, where the country is.

Thursday 11th December 2025

Thursday.

And, well, lots happened first thing.

And then not much happened.

Being a T day, I went to the gym first thing. Up at half five and in the gym by twenty past six, I was in a hurry as Jools was travelling with Jen to go to Sylv's in Bolton/Bury, never quite sure is nearest. And Jools was itching to get going to get ahead of the traffic.

I get back, and Jools wants me to drop her off at Jen's already at quarter past seven.

Have you called Jen?

I'd just check.

Good job as Jen was still needing a shower and would be half an hour before ready, so we have a brew and wait at the clock ticked towards eight.

It was busy on the road, but the school run had yet to begin, so not many cars parked near to Jen's. and she had packed and just locked her front door when we arrive.

We all hug and kiss, they climb in the car and are ready, so I do the same to let them out, driving home via the new Co-Op to buy some rolls and peanuts.

Back home i have breakfast, then a shower and so am ready for the day. But the sun quickly faded and a steady drizzle fell.

I had nothing to go out for, so listen to podcasts, watch stuff on YouTube and keep the cats fed all morning and into the afternoon.

In the afternoon, the cats really settle down, so I sit on the sofa with Scully snoring beside me as I watch Bangers and Cash.

Dinner is fishcakes, steamed veggies and all smothered by the leftover cheese and mustard sauce, which was all wonderful I have to say.

The cats having been fed, Scully slept on the office chair as I ate.

All very rock and roll.

Wednesday 10th December 2025

Wednesday.

Middle of the week.

Or used to be until we retired, and then it's just a milk delivery day, and for me, a rest day from the gym.

And as I could lay in to eight, my stupid brain had me awake at ten past five.

Again.

I lay in bed and put The Sound of Football podcast on, at least for half an hour, before leaping out of bed, getting dressed and going downstairs where Jools had made a coffee.

Not much on at first, but an otherwise packed day with bridge in the morning and the churchcrawling group in the afternoon.

First up was to drop Jools in town for her next fitness class, then go back home for breakfast and be ready for ten past nine when I would leave for Walmer and the bridge morning.

Whatsapp chimed, and as we only had four playing, were anyone to drop out, we'd not have enough for the game. And indeed one lady messaged to say she had a migraine, so the morning was cancelled.

Instead, I went into town to buy Jools a Christmas card, then meet for lunch at her new favourite place.

Before then, as she was having a hair cut, I went up to St Martin's, where Kent County Council had built a proper path round the gun emplacements as it is part of the Saxon Shore Way.

It opened last week, so I thought I had better record it, and the morning light was glorious, so I took a dozen or so shots walking round past the three emplacements until the view over the town and St James opened out, with the castle in the background.

Snapped.

And that was that.

I found a parking space in Ladywell, walked down Biggin Street, calling at the Card Factory to get the card, then to Café Melange.

And then to wait for her to arrive, I looked at the menu card and thought a cheese and bacon toastie would be splendid.

Which when it came, it was.

Anyway, Jools arrived and had a frittata: cheesy mushroom thing with cheese and chorizo on top, which she said was filling.

Anyway. That eaten. I go back to the car to drive to Walmer to be in place to pick up Martina to take her to Eastry for the church.

Just time to pop into the Berry for a pint of Harvey's Old I thought.

But on arrival, it opens now at four, in some three and a half hours.

Bugger.

Instead I went to Deal and parked up, listening to a podcast to fritter away the forty five minutes until it was time to pick Martina up and drive to Eastry.

I take us out through Upper Deal, Sholden and nearly to Sandwich before turning down the Eastry by-pass, turning off and going into the village and finding a parking spot outside the church.

We had forty minutes to wait for the rest of the group to arrive, so when they did, I began to read John Vigar's description of the outside of the church, the tower especially, and then entering through the lean-to porch and down into the Nave.

The Warden was waiting, and we all shook hands, so I carried on with the description, pointing out the paintings above the Chancel Arch, and then the Dominican Perpetual Calendar on the hexagonal pillar on the south side.

We talk more about funerary hatchments, something new for the warden to learn, and touched on other things she did not know about her church. But all done in a friendly manner.

It was getting dark when we left at twenty to four, and several cars did not have lights on, even when the gloom deepened after I dropped Martina off, and on the Deal Road going through the wood.

They must drive by brail.

Back home and we have a brew, were not hungry, but I use up some breaded chicken to make chicken in a bun, followed by a slice of Christmas cake with a brew.

Yet more football in the evening, which I won't bore you with the details of.

Bed at ten, and I slept well for once.

7,824

This is a true story.

A story about a box of matches.

Most fast military jets have what is called survival equipment, and this is to be used in emergencies, as part of kit available when the crew has to eject or bail out.

In the kit there can be things like emergency rations, signal flares, thermal blankets and matches.

This is about matches.

All equipment on an aircraft has a "service life", and when that expires it either is inspected and recertified or replaced.

In RAF srivivl kits there could be one of three different matches:

1. Safety matches. Like the ones we use at home.

2. Windproof matches.

3. Waterproof matches.

The latter two come in plastic containers, on te lid of which is a surface for striking the matches, and these will light in either very windy or very wet conditions.

This is a story about a pack of ordinary common or garden. Or kitchen, safety matches.

It was December 1993. I had been posted to RAF Laarbruch in Germany, where two squadrons flew Harrier jets. I worked in the bomb dump, and our job, mostly, was to get exposive stores, including matches, but could include bombs or missiles, ready for issue.

One of our jets had landed at RAF Gatow in Berlin, and the aircrafts survival equipment had gone life expired, or the safety matches had, and the jet could not take off until the box of matches were replaced.

As we were transporting explosives into the shared occupied zone around Berlin, certain regulations had to be followed. An RAF MT driver was needed for the vehicle, someone traned in handling exposives (me) was needed to be responsible for the matches, and an armed RAF Military Policeman had to accompany us on the six hour drive across Germany to Berlin.

I was tasked, at short notice to get an overnight bag and kit, and report back to the dump in half an hour.

When I returned, a red locked metal ammunition box was waiting, I signed the paperwork and took responsibility for the box and its content. The MT driver arrived with a high spec Austin Montego, which had been the station commander's car at RAF Gütersloh.

The car came complete with a mounting on the bonnet for star flags. A set of star flags. These were used when one of the occupants was an Air Commodore or higher, and so anyone in uniform who sees a car with a star flag showing, had to salute it.

The car also came with at least three sets of numberplates, which could be exchanged when needed. It had a set of UK BFG plates, a set of civillian German plates, and I think Dutch as well. When on official business, it had to have the BFG plates on.

These were fitted.

The Policeman with sidearm arrived, and we were briefed on our route, which had been agreed with German authorities, which we were not to stay from. And we could only stop in the case of an emergency.

Remember, this was to transport a single box of safety matches.

We set off in a light blizzard that did not let up, but the driver put his foot down and went to over 160km/h all the way, as we were on official business, and that was one of the perks of the job for a driver. At the time there were very few places on the German autobahn netowk that had any speed limits anyway.

I sat in the passenger seat, and the approaching snowflakes was like the stars whizzing by on Star Trek. I was pretty scared. Of his driving.

But he was having none of it.

We arrived at the Berlin Ring Road in amazing time, but he took the wrong exit of the main east-west autobarn and straight into the Russian zone, where the Russian Army was still there even in 1993.

And ther we were, driving past in a vehicle clearly identifiable as British military and clearly breaking the agreed rules with the Russians and the route specified before we left. This was the short period between the Wall coming down and Putin gaining power, so things were relaxed, and we found our way to Gatow without incdent.

I deposited the matches in the Station Armoury, the policeman checked in his sidearm at the same place.

And as Germany's biggest Christmas Market was under way a 15 minute drive away, the driver swapped the number plates on the car to German ones, and we went hunting for bier and gluhwein.

We found a place to park, spent two hours eating and drinking. Or at least the policeman and I did, as the driver had to drive us back. And as we were told it was Supply Squadron's last ever Christmas party at the base that night, and we were invited, we made tracks and went back to camp.

I remember little of the evening, except at the end, the base's RAF Police took us back to our transit accommodation in their VW Van, classic shape.

And went to bed, tipsy fart.

And in the morning, drove back at warp factor nine in another blizzard and so had been away just over 30 hours.

Thanks to a box of matches.

Tuesday 9th December 2025

Being a Tuesday, its a gym day.

And with Jools feeling better, she is going to her fitness class before eight, so I have to be at the gym even earlier, like just gone six.

I wonder if I am mad, but I like the empty-ish gym and being able to get on and do my session before crowds get there.

And anyway, if I do it early, I have the rest of the day for other stuff.

What other stuff, you ask.

Well, breakfast, lunch, teas and coffees and having a shower and so on.

In short, nothing much, I would have got the phys in.

I try to complete the ride round New Zealand North Island, but it defaults to something in France, so I select an Italian hilly ride, and get going, while the phone plays a podcast: A review of the 1992 Big Break Christmas Special.

Its odd to think that for a few years, Jim Davidson was a mainstream star and hosted the snooker-based quiz, Big Break and then the Generation game.

This a man who had a thick line in racist jokes during the 70s based on his "friends" Chalky, who was African descent.

Its all PC now, you can't say anything lest you offend someone. Well, I would say that Jim "fiend of the Forces" Davidson is about as funny as herpes.

Now his star has fallen, he is reduced to making videos complaining about woke and snowflakes.

I also listened to a review of the Des O'Connor Show from 1991, when he was a huge star, apparently. And on this show had guests of: Bernard Manning, Cathy Dennis, Jackie Mason and Barry Manilow.

All were huge at the time.

Des, best known perhaps for being a foil to Morecambe and Wise, and Bernard Manning best known for being a sexist racist, who I once saw in cabaret on Jersey, and the show being so rude, he was banned from the island for life.

That was the time I was invited onstage to be a magician's assistant. I kid you not.

But that's another story.

The podcasts made the forty minutes fly, and enabled me to get back home before dawn.

And in time for Jools to have the car to drive into town for her class.

I stayed home for a brew and breakfast, before having a shower and shave, so I smelt lovely.

Gentle rain fell all day, blown by a keen wind. A storm had passed up the west coast of England, Wales and Ireland, bringing force 10 winds and heavy rain there.

But not in Kent.

Birds were fed.

We had our main meal at lunch. Jools had gone to Canterbury to finish the Christmas shopping, so I peeled and boiled the potatoes and prepared the vegetables, before putting in the boiled spuds to roast for 90 minutes.

We sat down to eat at two: beef and stilton pies, the potatoes, veggies and onion gravy.

It was splendid. But also caused us to be rather sleepy through the rest of the afternoon as darkness fell.

No supper needed, so I could watch Norwich play at Sheffield United, and draw 1-1. And play well. And should have won with a last minute breakaway goal. But put it wide.

Still not a defeat.

Monday 8th December 2025

I was going to use this for a GWUK, but Monday was quite quiet.

So here we are.

Jen caught flu or some bug on the last few days of the cruise, and has been ill in bed since last Thursday, so that's why there was no cards on Monday.

And no gym as it were a Monday, and to be honest, my legs still ached from the walking on Saturday, but that was easing, but not enough to join Jools on a walk to the post office to post our Christmas cards.

As during the morning, we sat down and wrote the Christmas cards.

I stared at the list of my elderly relatives and wondered if I should, or had they passed away in the last year.

I don't know, I hear nothing from them, so maybe they're still here.

I last spoke to them about four years ago when I found an old address book with their details in, as Mum's address book had been thrown out by the house clearance people.

One had passed, another had dementia, and so talk was short and visits discouraged.

And that was that.

We dopped a couple of cards off in Whitfield and River, then we went to the Lydden Bell to pay the deposit for a Christmas lunch we booked for the 22nd with Sean and Ange.

And that's where I saw this sign, so snapped it.

There are a couple of old Army training areas nearby, no longer used I think, so anyway. After paying the deposit, we drove home on a dull but dry afternoon.

That would change later as storm Bram would blow in overnight and into Tuesday, sweeping strong wind and rain over mostly the north and west. Just wet and breezy for the south east.

Back home for lunch of buttermilk chicken, homemade mac and cheese (with wholegrain mustard) and the least of the fresh corn.

Was lovely.

But made me sleepy for the rest of the afternoon.

I listened to a podcast on the sofa with Scully who is now back demanding food most of the time.

We needed no supper, but I did have a pint with the last of the sweet and salty pretzels as I watched the Wolves Man Utd game, which was a poor game between a poor team and a dreadful one. Utd won 4-1, but I wouldn't read too much into that.

Sunday 7th December 2025

I said to the guys on Saturday that I would get up early Sunday morning and go to the gym.

At half six Sunday morning, it didn't seem such a good idea.

But after coffee, we both got in the car and drove to Whitfield, where we were the sixth and seventh people in the gym. The rest had gone to the poo, or were playing squash.

My legs ached from the 13,000 plus steps I did the day before, so with a pod cast on, I rode round the coast of some of New Zealand North Island, ending up at some geothermal parks with steaming pools hidden behind the long grass.

My aching thighs said to call it a day after half an hour, which I did, so we could go downstairs and walk to the car, and more people arrived to do their session.

Back home we put the wireless on, as outside the low dark clouds began to produce the steady rain that would fall all day.

We had breakfast, and listened to the radio until the Jazz noodling on Cerys's show, meaning for our sanity we had to turn it off.

Silence returned.

Lunch was warmed up jambalaya, with added shrimp once the pot was getting hot, and then dished up in about half an hour from start.

Then there was football, as the rain continued outside. Brighton v West Ham was up first, and was dreadful fayre. Misplaced passes, no shots on goal, and dull as anything. How either team scored is amazing, but right that neither team won.

That was followed by Fulham v Palace. A better game, and won by Palace, 2-1. Better than the first, but still very average.

There was another early night due to early mornings and several poor night's sleep.

Saturday 6th December 2025

Saturday, and instead of getting up early to go to the gym, I get up early to catch a train.

Or so I thought.

Can had said we might meet up in Great Yarmouth on the 6th, but then heard nothing, so it came as a surprise to hear on Tuesday it was still on.

And after some rearranging of a family event, I agreed. Bought a new old folks railcard and ticket on Friday, and up at six, showered, dressed and had coffee, all was set.

All I had to do was catch the quarter to eight train from Dover.

Jools dropped me off, I walked in and went through the barriers, where three members of staff were hanging around.

There's no trains, one said.

He pointed to three empty platforms behind him.

But there will be, won't there, I laughed.

There's no electricity, he said. So no trains.

We're in the process of arranging replacement buses. My connection at Stratford of 50 minutes, looked in doubt.

Oh dear, what to do?

I call Jools to see if she'll take me to Ashford, as that's where staff said trains would be "normal".

She returned, and we zipped up the A20, to be met with three miles of stationary trucks waiting to get into the town. Not much fun for them.

Onto the motorway, and up to Ashford, she dropped me outside the station, and once I checked that there were actual trains running, I let Jools know and she went home.

I ended up catching the same service that would have run from from Dover, then starting at Folkestone. It was busy, but I got a seat.

Back on track.

Off at Stratford International, and instead of taking the DLR, as I had 50 minutes to kill, I walk through the shopping centre, or mall as I believe they're called these days, ignoring the endless windows full of shiny things.

Leaving Westfield, there is the arcing bridge over the regional rails and Underground lines, the sun had just risen ahead, and cast everything in warm golden light.

I walk down the steps and into the hall of the station, waiting to see when the platform for the train to Norwich would be announced.

So I people watched, the kid with the latest fashion in street ware, pushing through the barriers so not to pay, not taking his eyes from his mobile.

He had places to be.

Platform 10 in fifteen minutes, so I walk along the subway and walk up the steps to the platform, where a train to Clacton was just boarding. Not sure what was on, but the train was rammed.

Next train in was mine, so I walked to the far end of the platform, so upon arrival in Norwich I would be near the barriers.

The forecast was for rain all day, so the blue skies and endless sunshine was a welcome surprise.

Up the line, through Chelmsford, Colchester and Ipswich, where Simon got on, so we could talk on the last part of the journey up through Stowmarket and Diss to Norwich.

We walked round to platform 5 and found Cam on the train, so got on board, shook hands and waited for the train to depart.

There are two routes to Great Yarmouth from Norwich, the usual one through Acle, and the lesser used one to Reedham past Berney Arms, where the station now serves a single isolated pub, now closed, and a house or two.

And much to my joy, our train was the once daily service that stopped at the tiny station, to allow a walker to get off.

The line ran beside Breydon water, the water lapping at the brick wall of the flood defences, before running into Great Yarmouth Vauxhall, as was.

We get off and walk to the front of the station, for another to join us. We were no five, so we set off along the quay before setting off inland through the maze of rows, lanes and old houses and walls, crossed by modern roads, out of season the roads very quiet indeed.

We carry on, past the old Tollhouse and then along a section of the old town walls, emerging from under a tower to find the Blackfriar Tavern in front of us.

Inside, it was warm, and a bar filled with at least ten pumps of ales of all styles. We made our choices and settled down to talk and watch Norwich play on a mobile phone.

Sadly, Norwich lost 3-2, but not the step backwards that the result might appear.

At some point between rounds we order lunch, I have splendid fish and chips, and the cod was so fresh the flesh was the colour of fresh snow.

At four, we leave and walk in the gloaming to the second and final pub, only a short walk to the station, which was just as well as I had to get the 17:17 train to Norwich so I could get back at nine fifteen.

Inside the Red Herring, more like a terraced house than a pub, we have one more beer, and with half an hour, we leave and walk to the quay and back over the bridge to the station, arriving just as our three car FLiRT arrived.

We got on, and in a few minutes it trundled off into the night, heading west beside The Acle Straight, before stopping at Acle.

Into Norwich, which gave Simon and I ten minutes to get to platform 2 for our train south. We found a seat with a table halfway up the train.

We talked as the train went south, over the Wensum at Trouse, then accelerating to whisk us through the night back to Diss, Stowmarket and into Ipswich where I said farewell to Simon.

And hour then to London, I bought a coffee from the trolley, and that helped made the ride through the dark Essex countryside.

Down the Brentwood Bank, over the M25 and into London now, I just wanted to get home.

I climb off at Stratford, walk to the DLR station, wait three minutes for a train to take me to Stratford International, where I had a twenty minute wait for the Dover train.

When it pulled in, the train was rammed, full of shoppers and families. I stood to Ebbsfleet then got a seat next to a guy with a four pack of Kronenberg; he was halfway down the first can and was fast asleep.

Jools was waiting at Priory, I climb in and she drives us home back past the docks and up Jubilee Way to St Maggies.

There was time for a brew once inside, and some ginger nuts before I was so tired, I climbed the stairs to bed.

One of them good days.

Friday 5th December 2025

Friday again.

A rest day.

Bin day.

And not much of anything else day.

It was a glorious late autumn day, if it is still autumn, but cool with it.

We went out at nine, down to Priory Station to renew our old folks railcards, and for me to buy a ticket for Saturday's adventure.

Something was going on at the port, with traffic, lines of truck along Townwall Street and back up Shakespeare Cliff on the A20. These queues coming after waiting up to two days at Ashford for customs clearance.

It can't be much fun.

We come home for breakfast, and I spend the morning chopping vegetables for Jamalaya, which I was to cook in the afternoon, if the chicken defrosted.

Jools went to the craft morning in the library, and I stayed home, chopping and drinking tea.

In the garden, a clump of daffodils are showing very well, with leaves a foot long, though no buds as yet. Spring is coming.

By three some of the chicken had defrosted, so I took what had and chopped some more, then began to combine it all in a large pot, adding cooked rice as the pot bubbled.

During the afternoon we tried the first of the Christmas cakes, and was so filling we didn't have the jambalaya for supper after all, the pot going in the fridge when cooled, and we snacked on the leftover stuffed focaccia from the previous evening.

The football started late, due to the World Cup Draw, I guess, so I skipped that and went to bed early, though not tired.

And another day of retirement was over.

Thursday 4th December 2025

So, my young padawan, you have accepted the quest to find a bottle, or more, of Vin Santo.

Yes, I have.

I have searched the oracle, the internet, and it tells me that Waitrose will have some.

Isn't that what the oracle said last year?

Yes, but I will journey over the mountains between Folkstone and Hythe, to the larger Waitrose they have there.

OK, travel well, and bring back the bottle of golden liquid.

Before then, there was the gym.

Up at half five and out the door by quarter past six. Outside it was dark, cold and breezy.

My fat little legs took me as quick as they could across the car park into the festive warmth of the reception.

I cycled round Lisbon for forty minutes. A different route to last time, but still familiar. I had a podcast on and time slipped by quickly.

Then back home to have breakfast before we embark on the great quest.

We go via the tip as we had carboard and wood to dispose of, so had a slot booked, which is been a requirement since the days of COVID.

Along the Alkham Valley, where despite the recent rains, no sign of the Drellingore above round, but it won't be long, I suspect.

Onto the motorway for two junctions, then off at the Channel Tunnel entrance, before turning south over HS1 and over the hills via the Sene Valley into Hythe.

Waitrose is a lovely supermarket. Full of lovely things. Lovely things that cost a lot more than at Tesco.

There was no Vin Santo. Of course.

Ashford might have it. But then might not.

I buys some Fuller's Market Porter and some lovely looking bread to go with the soup for lunch.

Then back to Dover and to Tesco to do some real shopping.

Waitrose would have been about 30-40% more expensive that Tesco, and anyway we have the scanners, so we could nip round quick.

But being half ten, was very peoply indeed. With many just standing in aisles looking from their list to the shelves, or, even worse, looking at their phones.

I manage to control my temper. We fill the trolley, go to pay. But have a check on our purchases to be carried out by the poor lady overseeing eight tills.

We had scanned everything, so no worries, so we scamper back to the car in the rain, load the car and go home.

It was half eleven, and lunch time.

We put the shopping away.. I warm up the soup and spoon it into bowls, so we eat with the cheesy, crusty bread unbuttered.

And was delicious.

And then a quiet afternoon as the rain continued, I read some of the Cameron Crowe book. His life is what Almost Famous was based on, the screenplay written by him.

He's a fine writer, so am going to savour this. I read three chapters, feel my eyelids get heavy and snooze on and off for two hours.

Until it was time to make the dough for cheese-stuffed focaccia to go with the defrosted ragu and pasta.

After letting the dough rest for half an hour, I tease it into two thin sheets, cut the soft, creamy cheese and place it on one sheet, cover it with the other, brush olive oil over it and sprinkle sea salt into the oil.

The ragu is warmed, water for the pasta boiled. And it all came together just after it was the cat's dinner time.

For the evening's entertainment, there was Man Utd v West Ham. Thin gruel in anyone's money.

And indeed it was.

Man Utd scored late in the second half, and that was that.

Or so I thought.

But West Ham sweep and equaliser in with minutes to spare to bring a result that pleases neither teams.

Wednesday 3rd December 2025

For the third day in a row, and of this month, the picture of the day is food related.

So it goes, so it goes.

We woke up un-hungry, so decided instead of having brunch, we would go to the chippy restaurant in Deal for lunch.

Early lunch.

I slept in until twenty to eight, so the morning seemed very short indeed. Jools was still feeling off, so there was no walking or going to the gym.

And outside the scattered showers forecasted, turned out to be heavy and frequent, and clouds dark enough to have the table lamp on most of the day.

We had stuff to drop off at the charity shop in Deal, and if we ate out for lunch, we could delay going to Tesco until Thursday, thus meaning we needn't go over the weekend.

We left at half eleven, and indeed it was bouncing down, and on the Deal road where it weaves through the wood, so dark it seemed like night.

Water collected at the bottom of the hill into a shallow bath. We splashed through that, though traffic was going barely above thirty.

The sky and sea were dark and angry, as we drove to the car park, finding a space near the chippy, so it would take only a minute or two to walk quickly there, dodging the raindrops.

Good news was that my favourite, skate wing, was on. So I ordered that, and Jools had a medium haddock. So, we sat and waited, sipping our brews and people watching.

Business was slow, just half the tables inside taken, and only a trickle of people in the take away. But it was early, I guess.

The skate came all golden and crunchy where the batter gathered and was deep fried. Underneath the flesh was pure white and fresh.

I couldn't finish the chips! So left half. It came to £39, and to think back in the mid-70s, cod and chips twice, and a battered sausage and chips used to cost £1.69 from Hall Road chippy, the best in town and worth sending your only son on his bike crossing the main road there and back.

We bought a few things in town, then rushed back to the car as another storm front swept over, bringing ever harder rain and gloomy light.

I drove is back, getting us home safe, so we spent the afternoon watching Gone Fishing for two hours.

By the time the series finished, it was dark outside, so I made fresh brews and we fed the cats.

For the evening there was more football, which I watched, as televised footy doesn't watch itself. Second game was Liverpool v Sunderland, which ended 1-1, but Liverpool very poor again.

Tuesday 2nd December 2025

I had pondered how to fit phys into the schedule with Tuesday morning being given over to driving to Gatwick and back.

I considered going Monday to make it three days in a row, or doing Wednesday and Thursday.

But as I usually go very early on Tuesday so Jools could go to her phys class in town, I decided to go earlier, be at the gym at five past six, so get my session done and be back home by seven.

Which is what I did. Up at five, get dressed, drink coffee and out of the house at five to six. On the bike by ten past, and cycling round Paris again for forty minutes.

Time was now short, so back home to have a shower, get changed and have a brew, peel and chop potatoes for roasts later, and still be on the road by quarter to eight.

Phew.

I listened to the end of Word in Your Ear, then Danny Kelly on Spurs' latest problems as I drove.

You know the route by now: Dover to Folkestone on the A20, then up through Ashford and Maidstone on the motorway, then west to the M25.

At least the rain showers expected never arrived, and instead it was glorious sunshine once the clouds parted.

Their plane wasn't due to land until ten, but sometimes the winds blow a plane over very quickly. I once flew from Boston to London in well under five hours, so I wanted to be close to the airport.

Then I could stop at Clackett Lane Services, have a coffee and pulled pork toastie and as I ate, check on the status of the flight.

I would leave there once the plane touched down, giving me about a twenty mile run to Gatwick, by which time I hope the plane would have taxied, unloaded than Jen and Jane got through immigration and baggage reclaim.

No call came, and my calls went unanswered, so once at Gatwich, I parked up in McDonalds to wait.

Only problem was that you had to buy something, then get your ticket validated before the barrier would let you out.

I had a hash brown and a cheese and bacon flatbread, which was most underwhelming.

As I went to sit in the car, Jen called to say they were now leaving arrivals. So I arranged to meet them, driving round the ring road, no roadside pick up, so in the parking garage, up to level three, so I texted Jen the details, and once parked I looked out the window and there was Jen pushing a suitcase almost as big as she.

I went down to meet them, then into the lift and up to the car, squeezing the four cases and bags in before driving down to the exit. Where a ten minute stay cost me £7 to get out.

Anyway, that paid, we escape and get onto the motorway, head north to the M25 junction, before cruising east at 50mph, as we had all day, into Kent before turning south back to Maidstone.

Traffic was light, weather sunny and warm. It was perfect for driving.

Obviously on the way we talked about the stuff they missed and what they had done on the cruise.

Time flew.

I dropped them off at just gone half midday, dumped the cases the back home.

Phew.

After a brew, I warm the duck fat for the roast potatoes that Jools had boiled and drained, and 90 minutes later after basting three times, and cooking the pies, vegetables and warming through the pot of gravy, we sat down at about three to eat a fine meal.

And that was it for the day, really. Outside the sun set in the west and the waxing moon was already high in the south sky.

We watched some Gone Fishing, and then retired to our hobbies: Jools upstairs doing beading and me watching more football on the telly.

Yes, more football, but Citeh hung on to win at Fulham 5-4. Yes, 5-4. And Tottenham somehow drew 2-2 at Newcastle.

Entertaining stuff.

Monday 1st December 2025

December will be magic. So sang the Blessed Kate some forty five years ago.

And we loved her.

And indeed, it is December again, and another month of sloth and idleness for Jools and I, over eight months since retirement.

And with the winds set to blow and blow wind at the house all day. We did little.

Of any note.

Jools is feeling a little off colour, so we lollygagged around once we had eaten breakfast, though Jools did take her Aunt to the doctors, but felt pretty crappy upon her return, so took to bed with an ice pack and slept for a couple of hours, surrounded by three of our four cats.

I just did more of not much substance, though I did think it would be good to have the main meal for lunch, so made crunchy-coated haddock, more grains, steamed vegetables and the rest of the wonderful cheese and mustard sauce, which we smothered over our plates.

It had to be used up.

And then an afternoon of Bangers and Cash on one of the lesser TV channels, nice gentle stuff, while we tried to stay awake.

Supper was a selection of stinky French cheeses, crackers and wine. But from Tesco now that No Name Shop has closed.

The cheeses were OK. The wine wonderful, and a reminder why I don't drink it now, as two glasses were not enough, but I resisted opening a second bottle. Instead had some of the Masala wine that Jools uses to make tiramisu.

There was football on telly, of course, but as I was to be up at five in the morning, I went to bed at nine. So was fast asleep when Jen rung to see if I had remembered that I was picking her up at Gatwick in the morning.

Yus. I'll be there.

Sunday 30th November 2025

It is Sunday.

And sunny.

But cold.

And to start the day, we head to Whitfield for some phys.

The usual faces seen as we park the car and walk to the entrance. Words of greetings are exchanged, as are self-judgements that we must be mad to be here at quarter past seven.

I cycle round the Loire Valley for forty minutes while the Parallel Universe pays in my ears.

More people arrive, and are when we leave, happy that we had done our session, already.

We go home via the filling station, as I have to pick Jen and Jane up at Gatwick on Tuesday, and motorway fuel stops are very expensive.

That done, and chocolate bought, we go home for breakfast and a shower, then wonder what to do with the day.

We don't do much with the day, really. The morning passes with the radio on and us messing around online.

Football starts at midday, but I don't fancy the Scottish game on offer. Instead, I make lunch, chorizo hash, all ready for half one.

We eat that, wash up so I can watch the first of the two Prem games: West Ham v Liverpool, which Liverpool ease to an easy 2-0 win. With the home side not really having any confidence they would score.

So don't.

Chelsea v Arsenal was a stinker, and I got quite angry as to how dreadful it was, with all the feigning of injuries to get opposition players sent off.

Cheese and crackers for supper. And with wine, as it had been ten days since I had had a sip.

The fine day had given way to a wet and windy night, that was to continue all through Monday.

So, hold onto your hats!

All back to Brexit (reprise)

Last week the Labour Government announced its latest budget, or was it a financial statement?

Anyway, other than fiddling round the edges with taxes, the key issue of flatlining growth and productivity were not addressed.

In addition, further punative measures were announced against assylum seekers, which in the sclae of GDP was like demanding a penny change after buying a car.

Assylum seekers could be allowed to work, so pay for their upkeep. Butits seems more important to blame them for all the country's ills and pay billions in hotel bills for them, rather than fix the problem of the application backlog.

And it pandering to the right wing mouth-breathers of Farage and his ilk.

I did not vote Labour for them to ignore their voters' concerns to butter up racists. Farage supporters will not vote Labour because they have gone all right wing, they'll vote for Farage, and all it does is legitimise his policies.

Nothing is being done regarding Brexit, and indeed, last week new measures were brought in by the UK and the EU which makes trading by small businesses almost impossible, some have already given up and closed their online shops.

Meanwhile, in the Daily Torygraph Business Section, there was this headline:

When will the madness of Brexit be talked about by the political classes of both abour and the Conservatives?

Saturday 29th November 2025

And so to the weekend.

And being the weekend, that means an early morning to the gym.

Jools made coffee, then I go alone to Whitfield, getting there at twenty past seven, just before the sun rises.

Up the stairs and on the bike. I cycle round Paris again, I seem to enjoy cities more than countrysides. But I have a new Parallel Universe to listen to for the weekend, so set that up and am transported to 1970, with The Beatles about to release their last single before spitting.

So it goes.

Then to Tesco for some vegetables, as I forgot those the last time I went. And yet managed to forget the spinach.

So it goes.

So back home for half eight, on with the wireless and make second brews and breakfast.

Rain was due to fall all morning, so not worth going out. And anyway, I had a second beer delivery coming, so I had better stay in.

The morning was filled with having a shower and listening to Huey on the wireless, then at one, the football was underway, so I watched one of the lunchtime games before settling down on the sofa for the main batch of games.

Norwich had not won a game of any kind since the end of August. We have a new manager now, and failed to beat one of the team right above us in the table midweek, drawing 1-1 with Oxford.

But then Oxford beat Ipswich on Friday evening, so who knows?

On Saturday, we were playing QPR at home, a team that was on a run of three games without defeat.

Norwich took the lead, then conceded within two minutes, then scored two more on the half hour.

And more than hung on for the three points. At kick off we were eight points from safety, and at full time, just five points.

But its just one game.

Still, a wins a win.

Sunset was spectacular, bright red light and clouds from the west spreading over the sky.

I took shots.

Dinner was breaded chicken, grains, steamed corn and cauliflower. For which I made a cheese and mustard sauce, which was magnificent, and blended the whole meal together perfectly.

Then there were two Premier League games, one kicking off at half five, then Spurs v Fulham at eight.

I swear I looked away twice in the first four minutes of the Spurs game, and they conceded both times.

As it is the time of year we remember those who we lost from my RAF trade, I had a beer during the evening and toasted to those now in the care of St Barbara.

Friday 28th November 2025

It appears there's a Friday every week.

And it's Friday.

Again.

Somehow.

The weeks and months rattle by, its nearly December and Christmas.

As its not a phys day, I don't set the alarm, so fall back to sleep at least three times after Jools got up at five.

I convince myself it must be nearly seven, but my phone tells me its three minutes to six.

I get up.

Jools leaves for yoga, having washed up, tested, jabbed and fed Scully, fed the other cats, made a tea, out out the bins and got ready to go out.

She leaves as I walk down the stairs, so boil the kettle for coffee.

Outside its a fine if cold morning, though no frost. I was going to go for a walk, but don't.

I wait for Jools to come home for breakfast, which I do, and Jools says that she's hungry. We had bacon, we had rolls.

So I combine the two after grilling the bacon and make butties and brews.

I wash up, and Jools goes out again to the library for her craft and gossip morning. Coffee is also drunk and biscuits also dunked and eaten.

I collect the bins and check on Scully, then give her half a pack of food.

Someone on Jools's group has no heating, we have a spare electric blanket, so I am tasked in finding it, then taking it up to the library.

Which I do.

Which also means I can take Jools back home before the unforecasted rain sweeps in later.

The couple without the heating come round for the afternoon, so to be in the warm, and to chat. Though the husband, John, talks at me, Jools and his wife. And is not really interested in much what I say.

They stay ninety minutes, then leave as their plumber was due. And peace returned to Chez Jelltex.

Darkness fell, rain swept in, so we closed the curtains early to shut the world out.

I try to win the quiz, so guess early and get it wrong. Oh well, a new round starts next week.

And there was football for the evening: Oxford, who Norwich failed to beat were playing host to Ipswich. And in a turn up, Oxford win 2-1 with the winner being scored by an ex Norwich player.

Of course.