Thursday, 7 April 2016

Thursday 7th April 2016

Wednesday

Good morning, Germany!

Or at least Kirchheim unter Teck, my home for this day and a half. Outside birds were singing, and even with the door to the balcony half open, it was warm in the room. Anyway, work today, the reason I had traveled over, so better get up and attem!

I meet Daniel down in the breakfast room at half seven, where the main target is coffee. Lots of coffee. Dan is enjoying the peace and quiet of being away from his two young daughters, just for a night anyway, and the neverending loop of Frozen on the DVD player. A modern problem!

Kirchheim unter Teck, Germany We meet again at the car at quarter past eight for the two minute drive to the factory, where we meet the senior management for some last minute alignment, then it is showtime.

Kirchheim unter Teck, Germany Lunchtime is late, after one, and we are taken to a trucker's cafe nearby. But a truckers cafe unlike any you may get in Britain for sure. There is a restaurant, with choices from pepper steak to salads and local pasta. Like before I choose the lentil dish, which comes with two smoked sausages and a piece of smoked pork belly. And a huge portion of local pasta. It is a meal fit for two people, so I eat just the lentils and one of the sausages. It was then back to work for the last two hours or so, as loose ends were tied up, and the day was done.

Kirchheim unter Teck, Germany When I was last there, with Anni just before Christmas in December 2014, we arrived in the dark, and by the time work had finished the next day it was dark again and we left for the airport well before dawn on the third day; so we saw nothing of the town. So, Dan and I drive to the centre of the town find a spot in a parking haus, called Krautmarkt, which I think is German for cabbage market. Sounds legit to me. From there we walk up the cobbled streets past ancient timber-framed houses, much bigger than their UK cousins, to the town hall. From there the main shopping street ran, so we wandered along, rushing past a Peruvian panpipe band that was making an awful racket.

Kirchheim unter Teck, Germany We stop for a coffee and take a seat art the tables in the street, watching the world go by. As you do.

Kirchheim unter Teck, Germany A little short walk further on and Dan needs the restroom, we look around and can find no public ones, so the only choice is to call in at a bierkeller, order more drinks so he can use the ones there. We take a table in the beer garden, bathed in the late afternoon sun and I manage to order a pils and einen dunklel bier (for mich). And all was right with the world. And we both agreed it was moments like that, as we supped great German beer, that made business trips worthwhile.

Kirchheim unter Teck, Germany We amble back to the car, then drive the 5 minutes back to the hotel, for a bit of relaxing, or catching up on work mails before the main even of the evening; dinner with more beer. We go to the hotel restaurant again, as the food is good and wholesome, along with fine beer. And so eat, drink and be tired.

Kirchheim unter Teck, Germany It is nine fifteen by the time we finish, I have an early start in the morning, so will travel to the airport alone. I say bye to Daniel, then go to my room where I find the Wolfsburg v Real game on TV, and Wilfsburg were already 2-0 up. And thats the way it stayed until the bitter end, with Real getting angrier and angrier, and resorting to the most annoying cheating tactics to try to get an advantage. Embarrassing to say the least, and the right result for football.

Wednesday 6th April 2016

In just 30 days time, we will be in Tokyo. Just sayin, not that we're excited about it or anything.

Tuesday

The first of three trips away with work before we go east. Way out east, so, best make the most of it. Anyway, I had a few ideas to sweeten the trip away. The first being on the trip to the airport, and what with there being no trains from Dover, and to save taxi fares, I got Jools to drop me off at Folkestone, so I could catch the slow train upto Charing Cross. That was the plan; we had to get up first, and make it to the station and all that.

In order to save on waiting time around the airport, I decide to go with no check in bags, and carry it all on me back, so I would be like a little two-footed fat turtle for a couple of days. A change of clothes, my laptop, leads, notebook, magazine, book and the camera was a tight squeeze, but it all did fit in.

I could have made it on the high speed train at half seven to be honest, and I did think about it, but it would mean sitting around up LOndon for a while, or finding a greasy spoon for second breakfast. Which was attractive, but I thought better of it.

I caught the 'classic' service at twenty to eight, to trundle up thrugh the Kentish Weald to Tonbridge then into the south eastern London suburbs to London Bridge then over the river to Charing Cross. Although it took over two hours to trundle up to London, sometimes it is good to take your time over things, like homework, but modern life is so fast, we should go slow on occasion. Desite being a 'peak' service, getting in just after half nine meant that even as we neared the city, the train wasn't full, so I could just enjoy the sights of Kent in the spring sunshine.

The approach into Charing Cross is always interesting; after passing through the half-rebuilt London Bridge station, then waving its way over the pitched roofs of Borough Market, then along the South Bank before tuning over the river and into the station, thus giving fine views down to Westminster from my window seat. And this is work. Kind of.

The Queen's Chapel of the Savoy, City of Westminster, London Just along The Strand, past Somerset House and St Mary Le Strand is the Savoy Hotel; Then just past there, down the hill leading to The Embankment, in an island of verdant grass sits The Queen's Chapel of the Savoy. I knew nothing of it's history to be honest, other than it is something to do with Her Maj, but after walking round the railings to the door under the small bell tower, I saw the magic sign: church open. I was given a cursory greeting by the man in the office, he told me to enjoy myself; I tried my best.

The Queen's Chapel of the Savoy, City of Westminster, London I had the church to myself; glorious roof and stunning stained glass windows and all to myself. I went round two or three times, snapping away. It was rather wonderful, even my feelings on the Royal Family notwithstanding. Turns out it's called The Savoy because of an ancient hospital that used to be in the area. So, I learned something.

The Queen's Chapel of the Savoy, City of Westminster, London I walked back down to Temple Tube station, I could see the side of the building which houses the entrance, and I recognised this from some distance away, I felt like a Londoner; but none were available. Two stops up the line is Monument, and just up Cornhill stand two churches: St Michael and St Peter. Now, I think I went into St Michael a few months back, but I could not find the shots, so, it being open again on this fine day, I went back, going round snapping another fine Wren church; although as the wardens said, he probably wouldn't have liked what the restorers did after the war, but the eggshell blue ceiling was fine with me.

St Michael Cornhill, City of London I walked further up Cornhill to St Peter's, and it came as no surprise to find it locked, with no real idea if when, if ever, it will be open for viewing.

St Michael Cornhill, City of London My final port of call was to be St Mary at Hill, if only I could find it. I seemed to think it was up Cornhill, but clearly wan't after a few minutes searching. I walked past The Walkie Talkie, through Leadenhall Market, past Lloys until I came to Fenchurch Street, and sure enough on the other side of the street, I saw a sign pointing to the church. So I cross the street and make my way to the gateway leading to the court, in which is the small graveyard, and on the other side, the doorway, which I hope will be open.

St Mary at Hill, City of London It is, and so after some 5 years, I am finally going in. And you know that worry you sometimes have that something long-anticipated won't live up to your expectations? Well, St Mary is that, with knobs on!

St Mary at Hill, City of London The church is almost empty, just a handful of modern chairs littler the floor, so the impression is a large square space, with the altar infront of a long set of curtains: and is something of a disappointment, but I go round getting shots of the windows and memorials until there was nothing else to snap.

St Mary at Hill, City of London It was now mid-morning, so time to think about going to the airport, the name to chill to the bone: Heathrow. I walk back to Monument station and get a westbound Circle Line train, go along the river then under Westminster to Kensington to Paddington. I have so time, so rather than spending huge sums at the airport on a small lunch, I go tot he small pub on the station and have a pint and a small bowl of nachos. I sit at the window, watching the trains coming and going, which is good enough for me. In fact I could have sat there all day and watched the trains, but work called.

St Mary at Hill, City of London I take the Heathrow Express, at £22 each way for a 15 minute blast up the GWML is overpriced as I have said before, but for the curious, like me, it does give fine views of the near-completed work on Crossrail in the shadow of the Westway, and the new sheds for the IEP or whatever they are going to call the new electric trains. Anyway, soon we turned off the main line, dived into a tunnel and were nearing the airport.

As I had no check in baggage, I could just my boarding pass and go through security, only the computer said my booking did not exist. I tried another, same result. I go to see a member of BA staff, he tried and got my reservation straight away. Oh well.

I find a place to sit down and check on my mails, send replies and so in about an hour I am up to date. I people watch, which is always fun, but at an airport is the gift that keeps on giving. Should I go for a look round the duty free shop? Upon reflection, I decide not to, not even the specialist whisky shop.

The flight is called, and I find I am already sitting at the right gate, so wait whilst all the other passengers arrive, then we frequent fliers are allowed to board first, before the rabble are allowed on. Anyway, I am sitting way at the back anyway, so I have a window seat without a view of the wing, I like to see the ground passing by if I can.

The plane is less than half full, and I have a whole row to myself, six seats, if I want. It feels luxurious to have so much space, and the servoce crew smile and are pleasant and insist I have a couple of packs of white chocolate covered lemon flavoured biscuits. So, I take them and munch them. As we fly over Gravesend, cloud obscures the view of the ground, and this is the case until we are on final approach into Stuttgart.

The pilot said good weather and 15 degrees. If by good weather he meant cloud cover at 500m with driving rain, he was right. But I think he was wrong, it looked horrible, and already it seemed to be getting dark.

Once on the ground, I queue to get through immigration then walk right through baggage reclaim and into the arrivals hall, where I have to find my new colleague, Daniel. Daniel has been with the company 2 months, and I have met him once, and buggered if I could think what he looked like. But me with my bright purple eyes and dashing good looks are memorable, and after a minute's panic, he came over and we walked to the car hire place to claim our steed for the duration. An Astra, with sat nav, we just had to find the parking garage; did I know they way? Well, I have been to so many airports I can't be sure, but once outside I remember.

We program the sat nav then set out into the evening traffic for the 20 minute blast up the motorway to Kirchheim where the hotel was. It was still raining, and I don't like driving in rain at the best of times, but on an autobahn it is scary, with cars hurtling past at 200kmh, whilst I am happy to just get there in one piece.

There is a parking space in the hotel forecourt, so we park up, unload our bags and check in. Sadly, I don't have the suite I had last time, but the room was wonderful, plenty of room to stretch out, a couple of armchairs, large TV.

We meet up for dinner in the restaurant of the hotel; we both have steak, because we can, and it is OK, not as good as mine, but as the company is paying, that is good.

Despite being in Germany, I can't find a channel with the Bayern game on, so have a channel on with a group of people talking about the game whilst they watched the game. I had the sound off, they seemed excited.

Monday, 4 April 2016

Tuesday 5th April 2016

Monday

A Billy bonus blog as I am on my travels tomorrow, so, in order for me to remember what I did on Monday I will write it today rather than on Thursday or Friday.

Monday, start of the working week, and instead of laying on bed until the last possible minute, we are up at half five, running around getting dressed, feeding the cats and making coffee. Sweet, sweet coffee. No, make that two coffees. And I feel better.

Jools goes to work earlier than normal, which gives me time to watch the highlights of Sunday's football before work comes calling. I mean I have a meeting at first thing, half past eight. Only that got postponed, so once I deal with the mails, plan travel for the week after next, update paperwork and drink more coffee.

Outside the rain returns, its cold enough to put the heating back on, which means the cats find the various places in the house where the hot water pipes are near to the floor. There are cats lazing around in various places around the house, looking all kind of comfortable.

In the afternoon the clouds part and the sun comes out. Not the warm sun from yesterday, but a luke-warm version that looks warm, but is not. But it looks pretty enough out there. I think about doing a little light gardening, deadheading some daffs, the usual light stuff that keeps the garden looking nice. I thought I'd save that for later in the day when the excitement gets too much.

I do a session on the cross-trainer, to the soundtrack of AC/DC, Gram Parsons, Blancmange, Donna Summer and Echo and the BUnnymen. The usual mix then.....

I have just packed after dinner. I am trying to travel light, but half my carry on luggage is a DSLR camera; that's normal, right? In fact I have no check in luggage, traveling really light; no toothpaste, deodorant (which will mean no allergy attacks).

I should be home some time on Thursday. Maybe. See you on the other side.....

Monday 4th April 2016

One month until the start of the great big oriental adventure.

Just sayin'

Sunday

In a change to the norm of recent week, what with Norwich winning and being first game on MOTD an all that, Sunday required a slow start to the day, consisting of lazing on the sofa, watching football and bacon butties. Though in mitigation, I did make the butties, so not all lazing about it, but then there was the promise of very crispy bacon at the end of it.

Misty Sunday morning walk to Otty Bottom How wonderful it is to be able to watch the footy without wincing. Not quite true, as City did manage to throw away the lead twice before scoring the eventual winner deep into injury time. And then with Sunderland failing to score as well, it all turned out to be another fine weekend of football for us with a Norfolk bent.

Misty Sunday morning walk to Otty Bottom What with Jools washing up as I watched the less important games on TV, we were all clear for some walking around the neighbourhood and all that kind of stuff.

it was nine before we were ready to go out, and the clear weather of two hours previously had grown hazy, as banks of sea mist could be seen in the distance.

Misty Sunday morning walk to Otty Bottom You know the route by now, over the fields to the pig's copse (still no pigs this year), then down the dip, which I found out last week has a name: Norway Drove, which I will use all the time now.

Close up the colours of nature were vibrant, but in the distance, hazy as the mist got thicker

Misty Sunday morning walk to Otty Bottom At the top of Norway Drove, the bank opposite is full of wild primroses, including some a dark and vibrant yellow, a colour I have not seen in the wild before.

Misty Sunday morning walk to Otty Bottom A quick walk to the top of the hill at Otty Bottom, then back home in time for elevenses, at which point the sun got out, the mist cleared, and we had our warmest day of the year. Very spring-like.

Thinking about my upcoming travel plans, I realise I would have little time at weekends for the humdrum stuff like shopping and haircuts. I could sort one out by getting a barnet mangle that morning. Jen was coming round so Jools could sort out her i pad, we have n real idea about Apple Inc. products, but we can but try. So, I got in the car with the plan maybe of going down Samphire Hoe too to check up on the tiny orchids. In the end what with the ones at Kingsdown not being out, I gambled that these ones would not be as advanced, so saved myself a quid at the car park on The Hoe and drove straight to Folkestone.

It is a well known fact that the British will migrate to the seaside on any day designated a Bank Holiday, regardless of what the weather is forecasted or actually is. Other than those days, a day where the temperature rises above 10 degrees coupled with some sunshiiiine, will see city-dwelling Brits battling down motorways, through roadworks to get to the seaside so they can sit on the prom and shiver whilst complaining about how cold it was. Only some days, it really is as warm as it looks, and Sunday was one of them days.

I mention the above, because when I got to Folkestone, it seemed all of those living in the SOuth East had beaten me to it, although I was lucky enough to arrive just as someone was reversing out of a parking space, allowing me to nip in. Driving through Dover and to Capel, the mist thickened to make fog, it got darker, not very nice at all. But down in Folkestone, around the harbour where it was a little sun trap, it was clear and downright warm.

A walk round Folkestone Harbour and up the Harbour Arm I went up the Old High Street to the barber; only to find the shop locked up, dark and empty, they had run away! Bastards, did this mean I would have to go back to my old barber in Dover and get regular abuse? No, as it turned out.

A walk round Folkestone Harbour and up the Harbour Arm Att he top of the Old High Street there was another barber's open, I go in and its young hairdresser blokey, all waiting for a customer and all that. They had moved to a larger premises, and the owner of the old place took down the signs informing people of the move. I get shorn of my brown/blonde ragtop barnet, and feel lighter and cooler which was the whole point really. I find myself in Folkestone on the hottest day of the year, with thousands of others who, at the first sight of the ball of burning gas in the sky, attempt to re-enact the Normandy beach landings with their kids. Or something.

The beaches were packed, as were the car parks. But I battled on, throwing young children out of my way as I made my way round the harbour to the harbour arm, with promise of food, which turned out to be yet more seafood in vinegar.

A walk round Folkestone Harbour and up the Harbour Arm I heard one child excitedly ask its parents about the railway line and if there would be trains: I nearly said, no more son. No more.

There were fine views from the new car park to the old harbour and along the coast to Shamphire Hoe and Dover beyond, although that was almost lost in the haze of the sea mist. On the harbour arm there is places to get food, but it seems that the main place is selling more pickled seafood; winkles, welks but also has fresh oysters. Now, I don't desire to pour liquid snot down my throat, so skip the oysters and walk back to the car because dodging out of the way of out of control kids was driving me mad. And angry.

A walk round Folkestone Harbour and up the Harbour Arm So, I am back at the car, and manage to get out fo the smapll car pack, which is jammed with more people arriving looking for spaces so they can park then walk round the harbour eating ice cream.

I drive back up Tramway Road, beside the old harbour branch, then back up through Capel all the time thinking about lunch I end up going to Greggs in the High Street for a warm sausage roll and a Chelsea bun for both of us, then driving back home before the sausage roll cooled down.

In the afternoon I alternated between listening to ten minutes of the Leicester game on the wireless, then going to sit outside in the warm sunshine; it felt like summer. Leicester won, and are now just six games from the impossible dream of winning The Prem. The impossible made possible.

Jools goes to visit Nan, and once the sun sank lower in the west and cooled down, I prepared and began to cook chorizo hash, which, I notice meant I was coming to the end of the half kilo of smoked paprika that I though would last forever.

Anyway, with glasses of cool beer and cider, we sat down to eat as Man Utd ran out 1-0 winners over Everton, and outside the sky clouded over. Later one would loght we could hear the folks next door moving their wheely bin about: again and again we though we heard the rumble as we imagined it being taken up the drive and back down again. Could it be thunder I asked...

I opened the back door and was nearly blinded by a hooooge flash of lightning, and the rain hammering down from a very angry sky. The storm last for a good hour, then quietening down, only to flare up again once we had gone to bed.

Sunday, 3 April 2016

Sunday 3rd April 2016

Saturday

It am the weekend, and the it does shine, verily on high. And all the orchid hunters in East Kent do give praise. I could fill the whole day with nothing but orchid chasing but then we would starve as the larder was empty, but don't worry, there was enough food for the cats Anyway, I thought that if I got the shopping down first thing in the morning, then we could orchid chase the rest of the day. Perfect.

It is a fine and clear morning, the sun is rising away in the east; whilst Jools sorts the laundry, I take to car to Deal to shop. It is quiet, I arrive just after seven and don't need much. I whisk round, getting the essentials before paying, loading the car and driving home. However, driving home via Kingsdown and the small colony of Early Spider Orchids, which I hoped would be in flower.

Primroses It turned out that the open position on the beach meant that there had been little growth since last week, but then it is good to check. I take a snap of a large group of primroses, lit by the light of the warming sun away over the sea to the east.

I go back home up the narrow high street in Kingsdown, back along the main road to home, where the kettle is boiling so time for a cuppa and some breakfast before we decide what to do with the day. Or I decide which orchid sites we were going to visit.

Looking at Facebook, a friend of mine was appealing for help up at Western Heights to move some wood; didn't look much on the picture, so I says I'll go to help. Jools says she will come, as what with the EDL in town again and there also being a counter-demonstration in town, it seemed that Dover would be a no-go area. So that would mean we could head west to Folkestone and beyond to the orchid site. We drove through town, through the battoned-down market place and up the other side.

Once we had parked the car and walked up the slope, we surveyed the wood and saw that it looked far more than in the picture on Facebook. Paul said it was 180m2, more than enough for three people to be getting on woth, as we were the only ones to turn up. So, on with the gloves, and the plan was to move it all through the tunnel into the moat area, then around to the entrance to Drop Redoubt. The sun was already high in the sjy and warm, so the sooner we got going and all that.

It was hard work, but once the wood was the otherside of the tunnel, we had a cart onto which some of the wood could be loaded, though it wasn't too safe, it did the trick. And after an hour or so, we had most of the wood moved, when others came along to help. We said that we had done enough, so made our excuses and left, but had done some good old fashioned work, and could be happy with that I spose.

Looking on From there I drove to Ayecliffe to snap the repairs on the sea wall. Parking up I could hear the sound of heavy plant, and what seemed to be a helicopter. Indeed once through the underpass, I could see a search and rescue copter, flying slowly along the cliffs. I thought no more of it, and began the cimb up the cliff to the overlook. The copter was still there, just hovering, so once i took shots of the works, I switched to the helicopter and snapped away.

Is he waving at me The loadmaster was waving; I thought he was directing the pilot as the copter moved backwards; but I got the feeling he was signaling to me. I pointed to myself, and the loady nodded. Seemed that they were going to simulate a cliff rescue, and could not get close with me on the cliff edge. I move away and they do their stuff. Jools joined me, curious as to what the copter was doing. We watched as it dropped to just above the water, then dropped the loady out, and climbed, then inched close to the cliffs,a s the loady directed them. A small crowd had come from the houses nearby, but we had seen enough and walked back down the cliffs. Down below, the work is continuing; a large machine is installing large piles, so there is the sound of a jackhammer, and on top of that the hovering helicopter. It wasn't quiet.

The ongoing repairs to the sea wall at Shakespeare Cliffe, Dover Then as we walked back to the car, traffic was beginning to build up as roads began to be closed for the demonstrations. Just as well we were going in the other direction then.

The ongoing repairs to the sea wall at Shakespeare Cliffe, Dover Up to Folkestone then up the Elham Valley, where I thought we might find somewhere offering food and drink. I remeber there being a small cafe in Lyminge, and as luck would have it there was a parking space outside. We decide that we really didn't need the full breakfast, but made do with sausage butties and a brew. Looking round the room, I see that had 11 clocks on the walls. I asked why; they were there when we took the place over, I was told. I left it there.

We ate our food, paid the bill and made our way back to the car.

By now it was wonderfully warm, heck, it was a pleasure just to be our, driving up the narrow road up the valley to Barham. From there, up the valley side, under the remains of the old railway and over many fields, through woods. And there we were; orchid central.

A walk in the woods I know the way up the bridleway through the woods up to where the first of the Early Purples begin. IN truth I had little hope they would be open. Indeed, there were rosettes, more rosettes you can shake a stick at. If you wanted to do that of course. But with the sun pouring in through the treetops, the spotted rosettes, it was glorious, even without orchids in flower. The bluebells are nearly out, the grren carpet of plants beneath the trees has a blue tinge now.

A walk in the woods On the other side of the road, I go to check on the lady Orchids, which are growing like crazy, but no spikes.

My back is complaining; seems like the lifting of the wood had done for it, and with the walking up the bridleway had been the icing on the cake. We'll go home for lunch and listing to the football, seeing as The Prem was back.

Early Purple Orchid Orchis mascula We take the quiet lanes back to St Maggies; through Coldred, Guston and Langdon, it may have taken nearly an hour, but we saw little other traffic, and then again, it wasn't a bad thing, driving through the Kentish countryside, which is the Garden of England, after all.

Back home, we sit down a tad tired. On the radio the football played itself out, or at least the first game did; Chelsea thrashed Villa 4-0. But following was City's game with Newcastle. Whoever lost, would be in deep, deep trouble. It wasn't pleasant, not being able to see the action, but trying to second guess what was going on whilst the commentator described the skyline of the fair city or something. We take the lead on the stroke of half time, only for Toon to pull level early in the 2nd half. A volley puts up back in the lead, until in the 86th minute, they are awarded a dodgy penalty. AHRRRGGGGHHHHH.

But, in injury time, Martin Olsen volleys a winner into the far corner of the River End goal, I dance around the living room.

We have mozzarella cheese and tomatoes. And wine. Lots of wine. The wine tasted very sweet indeed.

It seems that it has been dark matter/dark energy on BBC recently, so we watched another documentary this time on the end of the universe, and lots and lots about gravity disks, red shifts and the such. Jools slept through most of it.

Saturday, 2 April 2016

Saturday 2nd April 2016

Friday

April Fools Day

The new month began with clear blue skies, and the sun climbing into the sky, already feeling warm. Spring must be here, surely? It feels like it anyway, and the garden is becoming a riot of colour and the air heavy with the scent of the spring bulbs.

I have a list of tasks to do before the day is done, then the weekend can begin with no worries. So, best get on with it, once the first cup of coffee.

April walk When the sun shows over the other side of the valley, it casts long shadows over the frosty ground. I spot a man walking his dog over the fields, matched in his steps by his shadow. I dash downstairs, grab my camera and change the lens, run back upstairs to get a shot or two. It was worth it.

When ploughs go bad It seems that some of the bulbs, the Fritillaria imperialis in particular, seem to be getting taller as you look at them, amazing, and I think some of the scent is already coming from them. I am followed by both Molly and Mulder as I inspect the six new beds, Molly thinks its fine to sit in the beds; I tell her otherwise, and she ignores me and corries on sitting there, looking cute.

During lunch, I take my camera out to snap the hyacinths, the pale yellow ones look like art, in the way the flowers are curved. Some of the tiny flowers have a tiny beetle inside, they get snapped too.

Yellow I have a meeting at two, and once that is done, I fire off the last of the mails and I am done. I go into the garden to read more of The Spy... only for Jools to return home at half three, laden with bars of chocolate. So, it only seems fair that I make a coffee and we sit outside to eat and drink.

At half five she goes out to collect fish and chips, I know I should do some work on the cross-trainer, but don't. Neither have we gone out for a walk either. We will try to do better in the weeks to come.

Needless to say, the fish and chips are great, especially as they only had large fish, so the cod overhangs the plate on both side, all in golden batter. Lovely.

Outside, it clouds over, so we tidy up then wait for some more 80s magic on TOTP: The Vapors, REO Speedwagon, Stevie Wonder, Abba, Kim Wilde, The Undertones, Duran Duran and Shakin' Stevens at number 1. Yes, the former milkman form Cardiff had become a star all thanks to his Elvis impression.

Friday, 1 April 2016

Friday 1st April 2016

Thursday

As you may have noticed from yesterday's post(s) it was the end of the month. The end of March. From now on it will be spring all the way. Until summer comes round, which will then be followed by autumn. And so on.

On the daily check of bulbs and flowers, I find that slugs and/or snails had eaten most to the snake's head fritillery during the night. Bastards. I resort to chemical warfare, scattering pellets all around any tasty looking photogenic plants. Or fruit bushes. They will not have my gooseberries this year, I swears it.

I have three hours of meetings to start the day, not the best start, clearly. And needed coffee, I manage to make the second one of the day just in time, then force cocktail sticks into my eyeballs in a effort to stay awake. Jeez, people in a meeting without an agenda can't half ramble on. And on. At least I can sit in my own living room (as opposed to sitting in someone else's!) my mind wandering, wondering if it was lunchtime yet. Turns out it was just gone ten, and I was darn hungry.

I makes sandwiches, ham salad, which along with a large brew goes down well.

90 minutes later, I am hungry again. I mean real hungry. I search the larder and fridge for something that is not fruit. There is nothing. I remember, I made a lot of chilli last week; maybe I could defrost a small tub. I find one of the tubs, blast it in the microwave for 15 minutes, plate it up, mix it up. Now, what to drink? I see underneath the microwave, on the counter, is a bottle of wine with about a glass in it. Should I? Well, a glass won't hurt, heck its not even a full glass.

Turns out that the chili and wine went together very well indeed.

The wine did very little for my concentration, however. But like a trooper, I battle on. A trooper who had been at the grog, clearly, but still.

Late in the afternoon, I take myself and The Spy who Came in From the Cold into the warmth of the garden and read a couple of chapters, before going upstairs to do a session on the cross-trainer. I'll be honest, it would have been easy to not do the pumping lard bit, but after the wine it seemed only right.

After that, a shower to freshen up, and wait for Jools to come home, as we are off out for the evening.

Jools had been invited to attend a leaving party, a retirement party, for the owner/manager of the box factory. The potential of seeing many former colleagues clealry worried Jools, but then she decided to go and see what happened for respect for her former boss. Whilst she was at the party, what was I going to do? Well, you can drop me off at the Rack of Ale I said. Which is what happened.

It was quiet in The Rack, just a handful of us, but we had good conversation, sampled beer, sloe gin and rum. I was very merry when Jools came to pick up up, what to do for dinner; fancy a curry asked Jools? I think so.

We went to the curry house in Whitfield, ordered our main courses as we demolished the popudums. And pints of faux Indian beer. Or at least I did. Once we had full tums, Jools drove us home, and after making a fiss of the cats, and I posted some nonsense on Faceache, we went to bed, while I am sure I snored like a drunken Lord.