Ode to Essex

Oh, dear Essex, how do I love you, let me count the ways.......

Oh Essex, full of new towns and chavs,

And orange women (with exceptions, Angel)

Oh, and boy racers.Which makes the A12 and M11 such an adventure.

Oh, I forgot to make this rhyme.

This time.

Aha, did it that time.

I like Essex, it means that I'm just one county away from home in Kent. And I should get the £1.50 ready for the Dartford crossing.

I will write more about my adventures and forthcoming exciting trips. Can you guess where in the world I will be working in next month. A shiney new penny for who get the right answer, or closest.