Melting

Many years ago, Have I Got News For You put up a tub of lard as a panelist when Tory MP Roy Hattersley refused to appear.

This week, Channel 4 were to hold a seven way debate on climate change, but the "leaders" of the Conservatives and Brexit Parties failed to appear.

So, C4 put up blocks of ice that would melt during the debate, so they would slowly melt, like the ice caps and glaciers.

Our PM, BoJo, did not like this. Neither did the Tory Party who sent Michael Gove and a film crew to try to take his place. Gove lost the Conservative Leadership contest back in July, it was in all the papers, so not being the leader of the Conservative Party, wasn't allowed to take part.

Didn't stop Gove to try to put the blame on Labour and the LibDems who had, apparently, refused to debate with him.

IN an odd twist, the PM's Father was also at the TV studios, but the Conservatives denied he had been sent to replace his son, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

I'm not making this up.

Nor the fact Johnson has since threatened to take away C4's public broadcasting licence for being, *checks notes*, being biased.

This is banana republic territory.