We are all to be lerts

Stay alert.

Control the virus.

Save lives.

After centuries of science trying to understand find a way to defeat viruses, it seems that Alexander Boris de Piffel Johnson and his Brexiteers have found a way.

And it involves a meaningless slogan.

Because, at the end of the day, it's all they are capable of.

A virus is invisible and spread through transmission via exchange of fluids or aerosol inhalation. But, just by being alert we can control the virus and so save lives.

Frankly this is bollocks.

And bollocks that in four or five weeks will result in a nice new wave of infections and death.

There appears to any actual science behind this, which will be "officially" announced this evening, but usefully leaked to most of Fleet Street's editors last nights so the papers are all of returning freedoms tomorrow (Monday).

It has come to the fact that as a country we have accepted 300 to a thousand deaths a day as being the new normal and would rather that continue so we could go to McDonalds, the pub and get a haircut than actually save lives. Friday saw a surge in A&E attendees, brought on by drinking on a warm sunny Spring day to celebrate the fact that mass killing had ended 75 years ago, and the hope that nations would grow closer politically.

Frankly, we deserve Brexit, Johnson and the virus as we're thick as pig shit.