Oh, the irony

Take back control.

Yes, take it back.

And then bow to pressure from the US as the UK needs a trade deal with them.

Earlier this year the UK refused to bow to pressure from the US to remover Chinese IT company, Huawei, from the UK's 5G phone network. Instead, all investment would now stop, and all installed infrastructure must be removed by 2027.

If it was safe in January, why not now? No real explanation.

Thing is, if its not safe to have a Chinese company setting up 5G but it's OK to have another build a nuclear power station. Have I got that straight?

I mean, if its to US pressure, just say so, then it lets us all know where the power is and that we are to be Trump's bitches from now on.

I mean, just about the whole world said it was a bad idea, but the UK knew best. And then realised it was a bad idea after all.

Like wearing masks in shops.

The whole world, apart from those radicals in the US, but we won't. The PM will suggest it, then Gove will reject it, and then its policy. In ten days time.

But it seems those who are the most faithful Brexiteers also say that wearing of masks is a dreadful abuse of freedoms. Not quite like taking my right to work in 27 other countries, but do go on....

Douglas Carswell says he won't go shopping again. Gammon suppliers are distraught. Desmond Swayne, the Gammon's Gammon, called it a “monstrous imposition”, where will he get is pastel shaded handkerchiefs now?

The Prime Minister and Cabinet are just not competent. They think they know best, but don't. They get it right in the end, but either 65,000 people are dead, or tens of billions needs to be spent to remove Chinese infrastructure.

Thing is, they are idiots, just unseful idiots, to cover for the stripping of democracy by the idiot's idiot, Dominic Cummings as he reorganises Whitehall, disbands to Parachute Regiment and the Conservatives redraw the political map making it almost impossible for them to lose an election again.

So, the Tories are crap, hate poor, sick, disabled and unemployed people, and you'll never vote them out now. And any hope of them electing a competent leader ended with the expelling of the "One Nation Conservatives" last November.