Tuesday 22 February 2022

Proceed under caution

In an attempt to be world leading, the Prime Minister, Alexander Boris de Piffel Johnson, has become the first Prime Minister to be interviewed under caution by the Police.

This is quite the thing.

All those who receoved questionaires from the Met are also under caution, suspected of breaking the law.

And still Johnson insists he will not resign even if issed with a notice.

"Did you participate?"

"What reasonable excuse did you have?"

Labour's Angela Raynor said: ""This is an embarrassment that for the first time in UK history we have a PM interviewed under police caution."

And as a follow up, Johnson also lied at the dispatch box when he claimed that Chelsea FC owner Roman Abramavich has been sanctions, which he has not.

A spokesperson had to correct the PM's statement later.

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