Under close examination

I was wrong the other day when I stated that no one from Eton school had had their exam results downgraded. There were some, so much so that the headmaster has sent a strongly worded letter to parents about the unfairness of the results.

As a reminder, this is Eton School criticising the Government run by one of its ex pupils.

We are truly at the end of days.

On Saturday night, the exam regulating body issued guidance for appeals, then deleted them three hours later. There has been nothing since, apart for a bland and meaningless statement from Gavin Williamson that the response is being considered.

A mass demonstration of pupils took place in London yesterday, and this morning, the right wing press, with the exception of the Express, are leading with the fiasco and pointing out that the GCSE results to be released this week will use the same algorithm.

At least in Scotland, the First Minister held her hand up and scrapped all results, falling back on the mock results. This Cabinet of cowards won't do that, as it was Dom probably that wrote the algorithm, as Dom loves data, but knows the value of nothing.

Meanwhile, two more dingys crossed the Channel, and my MP stood on the beach pointing at the empty boats that carried no more than half a dozen people. Meanwhile, her Government has wasted hundreds of millions of pounds on useless PPE and ventilators sourced either through or from friends, backers or political friends.

BUT, LOOK AT THIS RUBBER DINGY.

Twats.

But remember this, the people who made such a mess of the A Level results were also in charge of the COVID response and of delivering Brexit. Do you see the problem now?