Standards

Chris Pincher, the Deputy Chief Whip of the Conservatve Parliamentary, has been forced to resign. Again. For getting drink and groping two younger men.

As Deputy Chief Whip, it is he that MPs should go to report other Members of the party for such activities that Pincher himself has been forced to resign for.

Again.

Did I mention he has done this before. And had to resign before?

We he has.

It has also emerged that Number 10 was warned earlier this year of Pincher's activities, which Johnson ignored and appointed him as Deputy Chief Whip anyways.

Apparently there was no "specific" allegations.

Hmm.

In an odd turn of events, no newspaper wants to publish details of the story that disgraced (twice) former Defence Secretary, Gavin Williamson, walked into the Foreign Office in 2019 and caught Johnson's then mistress, Carrie Symonds, giving the then Home Secretary, Alexander Boris de Piffel Johnson, oral sex. While he was still married to the mother of some of his children, who was ill with cancer at this time.

I mean, its the kind of story the Sun and Star usually have no qualms about running. I think the headlines literally write themselves: BoJo blowjob!

I mean, right?

And today, Johnson's Canadian hairdresser (!) has had to return home as apparently she is pregnant with someone's child. Or so the rumours go.

Not Johnson's? How out of character that wouldn't be.

Johnson is the pM and despite what any ethics advisor might say, it is Johnson as PM, and he alone that decides whether any Minister has broken the Ministerial Code. Though, of course, if he did decide which one of his misbehaving Ministers had broken the code, he would have to apply the same rules to himself.

Having spent the last eight days out of the country to ride out the byelection result fallout, the question is, where could he go to avoid these difficult questons?

I hear Kyiv is nice this time of the year.

On a final note, at the same time as stonewalling on paying for poor children to be fed over Christmas and New Year in 2020, he was lobbying party donors for £150,000 to pay for a treehouse for his latest child who wasn't old enough to actually walk.