With four days before Liz Truss is made leader of the Conswervative Party, Alexander Boris de Piffle Johnson has been doing one last round of Mr Benn fancy dress parties before he go to "spend more time with his families" next week.
Tuesday he was seen near a JCB looking into a recently dug hole, and yesterday he joined the police on a raid on an enthnic minority's flat, dressed up as a policeman with stab vest on.
He looked and is a twat.
Today, he answered some questions on the cost of living crisis, which he and whoever follows him have had months to prepare an action plan for, so when asked what could be done, he suggested buying a £20 kettle with lower power could save as much as £10 a year. A huge help when you have a six grand bill.
But, wait a minute, wasn't that pesky EU's plan for lower powere vacuum cleaners one of the drivers behind Brexit, and wasn't it at #2 in JRM's low hanging Brexit fruits?
Do you mean the EU was right all this time?
Meanwhile the EU has been planning it's own legislation if the UK passes the NIPB, outlining what it would do to UK good and services.
The madness continues.
Meanwhile the pound plunged in value against the dollar. Important, because energy is proced in dollars, so each pound is now worth less. Until it becomes worthless.
But about thos blue passports, eh?
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