Wednesday 31 July 2024

Tuesday 30th July 2024

With the weather due to turn unsettled later in the week, I decided to trap for a second night. Meaning that once the first coffee was drunk, go down to the trap, turn off the lamp so that half the moths flew off.

Plusia festucae Inside I could see the head of a large moth, I knew already what it was, so helped it out and gave it to Jools so I could snap it on her hand before putting it onto the thistles to warm up and fly off.

Deilephila elpenor Other nice looking moths too, so I snap those, including two new for the garden including Golden spot. Then pack up the trap, put it back in the shed before going back inside for more coffee and begin work.

Idaea aversata I am just about caught up again, so do some calling around for some outstanding actions. And speak to Rune as he's back and we can have a communal whinge.

Peribatodes rhomboidaria Which is nice.

If anything Tuesday is sunnier, hotter and more humid than Monday, I open the front door to get a breeze and get down to work.

Again, not much to report, other than a further increase in butterflies in the garden. A second Peacock is seen and snapped, this time on the Buddleia.

Two hundred and twelve Which is nice.

Odd now there is no Le Tour, no daytime TV, which means I get to avoid all the adverts that pepper ITV4: donkeys in distress, wills, no fuss funerals, chair lifts.

Deilephila elpenor So it goes. So it goes.

Dinner is fritters and beer. Which are good, and a tad spicier than usual.

Which is nice.

The evening is hot and humid, I go for a shower and do some reading before turning in for the night.

Sleep is broken by foxes in the garden, making all sorts of grunting and squealing noises.

I drift back off.

Tuesday 30 July 2024

Monday 29th July 2024

And to Monday.

As a surprise, my colleague, one of two, is back from vacation a week earlier than I expected, so I will have someone to bleat to when the going gets tough.

Morning glory And summer is back, big time, with temperatures expecting to hit 25 degrees, though cooler here on the coast and up on the downs, even still, its gonna be hot.

Damn hot.

Like always, there's work, and that will keep me in the living room where its cool.

Two hundred and eleven I have stuff to do, so I plod on through the day, stopping for breakfast, lunch and sitting out on the patio until I feel my skin turn to crackling.

Back inside for more work. I would have gone for a walk, but frankly, it was too hot, so instead I watch butterflies from the patio and see lots of Gatekeepers, Large Whites, a fresh Small Tortoiseshell and the first Peacock of the summer. I get a distant shot, but it hears the shutter and flies off.

First peacock Of course, Jools is splashing in the evening, so no cooking, instead we have a brew before she goes out, as I have to prune the basil back, I have a surfeit of leaves, so make pesto for the whole street.

Thistles Not that surprising, fresh, home made pesto is so much better than the stuff in jars, I want to add it to some pasta just to try it.

St Bernardus Tripel But there is a pizza to share when Jools comes home, which I drizzle each slice with pesto, and its pretty darn good.

Monday 29 July 2024

Sunday 28th July 2024

Kent is still 85% rural. Woods, downs, fields all that stuff. So, it is easy to forget that for a century it had, if not a thriving coal mining industry, a coal industry with mines all over east Kent.

In fact it was digging test pits for the Channel Tunnel in the 19th century that revealed that Kent had an apparent rich seam of coal under the chalk.

Two hundred and ten Mines sprang up, and three big ones survived into the 1980s, when Thatcherism did for them, like many mines.

A railway had been constructed to run between the pits, to collect the coal and take it to Richborough Power Station or the ports for transportation.

The East Kent Light Railway The only mine left is at Snowdon between Dover and Canterbury, the rest including Betteshanger and Tillmastone are just memories, and the railway is just a stub from the main line at Shepherdswell to Eythorne.

The East Kent Light Railway It is now preserved and open Sundays through the summer.

They have a couple of interesting locos there: the Purple Vanguard and the last surviving Eurostar 73s, complete with couplings.

The East Kent Light Railway So, after breakfast I go along to take snaps before services began for the day, but I bought a ticket so to donate.

The East Kent Light Railway The line is still connected to the mainline, but rarely used, visiting locos usually come by road.

So, what to do with the rest of the morning?

Orchids, of course.

A short drive away is Barham, then turn off and drive through the woods to the four way crossing. I grab a walking pole to act as a monopod, then set off up the track.

The East Kent Light Railway I was here to look for Violets, and Ghosts, though I know that's a fool's errand, but if you don't look and so on and on.

A walk in the woods Up the wooded slope, the path now more like a ditch due to constant use by horses and riders, up the dogleg, then up the last incline, and here, was peace and quiet.

Epipactis purpurata No power tools, mowers or strimmers here, which is now the soundtrack to a British summer.

I had heard of tales of orchids failing all over north Kent and beyond due to predation by slugs and snails, so I didn't have high expectations, but I soon found six spikes, in two groups, though that was pretty much it, and none of the spikes were in flower.

So, after one final look, I walked back down to the car, climbed in and drove back to te A2 and home. Back home for midday, where it was too hot for anything else.

So after bacon butties, I fell asleep listening to a podcast.

Awake again, so we have tart and coffee to wake us up, and somehow the afternoon has gone. Pizza for supper and instead of doomscrolling, I go for a shower and end the day reading in bed as darkness falls.

The List

1. Early Spider Orchid
2. Early Purple Orchid
3. Green Wing Orchid
4. Fly Orchid
5. Common Twaybalde
6. Lady Orchid
7. Burnt (Tip) Orchid
8. Late Spider Orchid
9. Monkey Orchid
10. Man Orchid
11.Bird's-nest Orchid
12. White Helleborine
13. Lessrer Butterfly
14.Greater Butterfly
15. Lizard Orchid
16. Bee Orchid
17. Common Spotted Orchid
18. Heath Spotted Orchid
19. Southern Marsh Orchid
20. Early Marsh Orchid
21. Musk Orchid
22. Pyramidal Orchid
23. Chalk Fragrant Orchid
24. Marsh Helleborine
25. Green Flowerd Helleborine
26. Broad Leaved Helleborine
27. Violet Helleborine
28. Autumn Lady's Tresses
29. Serapias vomeracea

30. Lindisfarne Helleborine
31. Tyne Helleborine
32. Dark Red Helleborine
33. Frog Orchid
34. Military Orchid
35. Northern Marsh Orchid
36. Fen Orchid
37. Serapias lingua
38. Loose Flowered Orchid
39. Heath Fragrant Orchid
40. Lady's Slipper Orchid
41. Sword Leaved Helleborine
42. Red Helleborine
43. Narrow Lipped Helleborine
44. Irish Lady's Tresses
45. Giant Orchid
46. Coralroot Orchid
47. Lesser Twayblade
48. Small White Orchid
49. Bog Orchid
50. Pugley's Marsh Orchid
51. Dense Flowered Orchid
52. Irish Marsh Orchid
53. Creepeing Lady's Tresses
54. Marsh Fragrant Orchid

55. Ophrys sphegodes var. flavescens
56. Ophrys apifera var. flavescens
57. Ophrys apifera var. choriantha
58. Ophrys apifera var. cambrensis
59. Ophrys apifera var. badensis
60. Ophrys insectifera var ochroleuca.
61. Ophrys insectifera var. flavescens
62. Ophrys insectifera var. luteomarginata
63. Cephalanthera damasonium var. chloriantha
64. Orchis mascula var. alba
65. Orchis purpurea var. albida
66. Orchis anthropophora var. flavescens
67. Anacamptis morio var. alba
68. Anacamptis pyramidalis var. alba
69. Dactylorhiza maculata var. leucantha
70. Dactylorhiza praetermissa var. albiflora
71. Dactylorhiza praetermissa var. junialis
72. Dactylorhiza incarnata subsp. incarnata
73. Dactylorhiza incarnata subsp. coccinea
74. Dactylorhiza incarnata subsp. ochroleuca
75. Dactylorhiza fuchsii var. albiflora
76. Dactylorhiza fuchsii var. rhodochila
77. Gymnadenia conopsea var. albiflora
78. Epipactis helleborine var. viridiflora
79. Epipactis helleborine var. purpurea
80. Neottia ovata var. trifoliata
81. Liparis loeselii subsp. loeselii
82. Liparis loeselii subsp. ovata
83. Epipactis purpurata var chlorantha

84. Ophrys x albertiana
85. Ophrys x pietzschii
86. Dactylorhiza x kernerorum
87. Dactylorhiza x venusta
88. Dactylorhiza x grandis
89. Orchis x bergonii
90. Orchis x angusticruris
91. Dactylorhiza x carnea
92. Dactylorhiza x hallii

Sunday 28 July 2024

The Quest. Epilogue.

Due to not putting shots in the correct folder, I missed one species.

No matter.

We shall come to that in a bit.

When I began this, quest, I didn't intend to see all species in the UK and Ireland. The plan was see the ones in Kent, but with Burnt Tipapparently extinct in the county (it wasn't), to see it meant to go to Sussex. Leaving Kent.

And then there was the Lindisfarne Helleborine, which I wanted to see, for some reason, and so we had to go to Northumberland.

And then in 2017, two books on the same subject were published: The Orchid Hunter by Leif Bersweden and Orchid Summer by Jon Dunn. Both recounted how during the 2016 season, they both attempted to see every UK and Irish species.

A challenge.

I actually helped contribute twice to Jon's book, and since he has become a friend and was one of the guides on the my trips to Rhodes and Spain.

Between them, the two books really highlighted the fact that there are orchids in the UK. And Ireland. And then in 2020 Sean Cole and Mike Walker, our two guides in Ireland this year, published their A Field Guide to the Orchids of Great Britain and Ireland, Sean appeared on Gardener's World, and between the three books, orchiding exploded.

Joining the Hardy Orchid Society meant being able to go on trips, free of charge, that they and other members organise, and it is on those that I went to see the Irish Lady's Tresses and the one I missed, the Red Helleborine. I have missed out the Giant Orchid because as yet it is not a native or naturlaised species, through has been living on that embankment for 15 years, quite happily.

Anyway, after 12 years, orchids and orchiding are now hugely popular, and running a group on FB dedicated to Kent Orchids, and having field craft means I get asked to contribute to books, or show folks round. It's pretty good.

Contrary to what some might think, I know my limits in orchids. I don't try to ID most Dachts, leaving that to others who have more knwledge. But its fun, and great to share the knowledge and passion with others, getting such positive feedback when I host group meetis at sites than can sustain them, its what keeps me going season after season.

So, is that it with orchids?

No, not really.

There are 80 sites in Kent for Lady Orchids, I know of about six, so will do some exploring. And if a new species occurs, I will go if I know where it is. And my fiend, Richard, has offered a private tour of Hutton Roof next year.

But not to be driven, not having to think about the next trip, that's really quite pleasant.

And now, the Red Helleborine trip.



Tuesday 28th June 2022

There are somewhere between 50 and 60 native orchid species in the UK.

I say it like that because as genetic sequencing is used, what was once a separate species becomes a sub-species of something else.

And then with the availabilty of orchid plants and seeds on the net, the "chance" discovery of more and more exotic species becomes ever more likely.

Of the top of my head, these are the species I have yet to see.

1. Narrow Lipped Helleborine 2. Creeping Lady's Tresses 3. Irish Lady's Tresses 4. Lesser Twayblade 5. Coralroot 6. Bog Orchid 7. Irish Spotted Orchid 8. Small White Orchid 9. Dense Flowered Orchid (though seen on Rhodes) 10. Dune Helleborine (though seen both Tyne and Lindisfarne(though the latter was a separate species in 2014)) 11. Ghost Orchid. (of course) 12. Pugsley's Marsh orchid

And until yesterday, Red Helleborine.

Some are rare due to geographical location limitations, and some are low in actual numbers, some, both. The Ghost I probably won't see, but of the others, the blandly names Small White Orchid might prove to be the most difficut.

The Red Helleborine was never that common, but since the war its best sites have been built on, and what sites are left have at times poorly managed. Most years less than five plants flower, some years just one. So, the chance to see one of the sites, and as it turns out the only one with flowering spikes this (and last) year was too good to turn down, and after the hours put in last week, I thought I would claw some back this week by taking Tuesday off.

It would mean having the car all day, and driving to the Chilterns and back in one day, but what the heck? THe trip was arranged by the Hardy Orchid Society, I put my name down and was accepted.

We were up at five, Jools made drinks and then had a shower, I dragged my body out of bed, got dressed and got all my shit together.

We left at quarter to six, me dropping Jools off on Hythe seafront, and then heading back to the motorway before taking the M25 south round London. I knew it would be tough, but I had four and a half hours for a two and a half hour drive.

Should have been enough.

I won't lie, travelling along the M25 and then round the M25 is not pleasant. Even in glorious sunshine. Traffic was stop/start for over an hour, and then the sat nav declared that the motorway ahead was closed.

I said to the sat nav, if that were true, I'm sure the matrix signs would have mentioned it.

The motorway is cloed, it said.

Again.

So it came to pass that I was travelling at between 60 and 70mph along what the car told me was a closed motorway. So, I had no estimated time for arrival, only that the alternative routes were to take much longer than I had.

So, once the car agreed with me that the motorwa wasn't closed after all, and with the expected delays taken into account, I would still get to the site with an hour to spare.

Good news.

It was great to turn off the M25 at the junction after Heathrow, head to Oxford, but have enough time to be able to stop at High Wycombe services for a comfort break, then call in at Greggs for not one, but two sausage rolls for second breakfast.

I was boosted by their energy for the last half an hour drive to a lay by in a wood, where the warden was already waiting.

As time went on, more and more cars arrived, so soon over a dozen folks had arrived, and at half ten we had our brief and we walked into the woods.

Because there was a clay pigeon shoot on at the landowner's estate, it was like being in a warzone, but walking carefully down the chalk slope through dense woodland, we came to a stockade, and on the other side were two weedy looking spikes with glorious pink flowers.

One hundred and seventy nine Red Helleborines.

We took turns to take shots, some took a few, other apparently took hundreds.

I suppose I should mention I was recognised by the organiser, Richard, and a couple who asked: did we meet at Homefield Wood where you pointed out orchids we should look at?

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille Yes, that was me.

And another couple when I said I bumped into a friend of us both at Goring railway satation on the way to Hartstock, they said they were in the minibus waiting for their driver, Duncan, to take them somewhere else.

Small world.

Is the orchid world.

After 90 minutes we were done, so we walked back to our cars, and with it being after midday, I knew I had to make tracks to head back to Kent.

So, programmed the sat nav for home, and away I zoomed.

Saturday 27th July 2024

The weekend comes round, and I'm not so focussed on photography now the great project, or one of the great projects, has been completed.

The biggest project, the Kent churches, might never be completed.

So what this meant was a day given to chores and assorted tasks.

First up, after coffee, was Tesco of course, and a whip round there for a few essentials and some non-essentials left us over a hundred quid lighter, just as well its pay day, I guess.

And then straight to Preston to the butchers.

Oddly, after several years of traffic chaos on this weekend, it was very quiet on the roads, meaning we could get around just fine.

The hedgerows and central reservations are a riot of colour as the high season wild flowers do their thing, and it seems KCC haven't sent out the strimmers to hack them back for a change.

We buy a load of stuff at the butchers. Mainly stuff for recipes, though there is steak for that night's dinner.

Two hundred and eight And back home via Deal and Walmer, so to avoid the port traffic, just in case, getting back just after nine.

We have breakfast, put the shopping away, bag up the meat and put that in the freezer. I then get down to making limoncello and grappa tart.

It takes 12 egg yolks along with sugar, ground almonds and raspberries and the booze too. I might have added a dash or two extra, which as it turned out, was very noticeable when we tried it later in the day.

Cleo We should be watching the Olympics, I guess. But we manage to fill our time without watching it, hearing about the opening ceremony and first medal winners via news reports.

I put the tart in the oven, and soon smells divine. The steak is seasoned and oiled, and left to rest, before in the middle of the afternoon I cook.

And is a triumph. Again.

Steak, chips, garlic mushrooms and fresh corn. Washed down with a bottle of red.

Lovely.

Later, I cut the tart, pour some cream and more limoncello, make coffee to go with it, and it is another winner. If heavy for an evening snack.

The quality check We sit outside as darkness falls, stars come out.

The Quest (part 11) Conclusion

Ireland and Norfolk.

May 2024.

West of Ireland. Pugslies and Dense Flowered.

A long day, with three site visits.

Ireland seems green. I mean it is green, 500 shades of green, doubly so when the sun shines, but a lot is given over to farming, so the parts showing the original nature are pretty much restricted to nooks and corners and reserves, which can mean having to travel miles between them to see a particular species.

So after a hearty Irish breakfast at eight, we assembled to load the cars at nine for the hour long drive to a small nature reserve about 70km north of Sligo.

We headed north through Ballyshannon and Donegal, the roads were good and traffic light. One feature is even two lane roads have a hard shoulder to the left of a dotted yellow line, for tractors mainly, it seems, but slow driver can, but usually don't, pull over.

There are regular filling stations, each with a place where you can get freshly made sandwiches or rolls. Like Subway but with real bread. It is true, that Subway cannot call their bread "bread" as it contains too much sugar.

So it goes.

After Donegal, we leave the main roads and head towards the coast. On the edge of an estuary, inland from some dunes, we stop and park.

The walk down the lane was rewarded with dozens of damselflies in the hedge, many defying identification for now anyways.

Over a stone style onto the reserve, and the first magenta coloured Early Marsh revealed itself.

On beside the brook we went, before the landscape opened out, and went out onto the flood plane, where there were many more Early Marsh, magenta and dark pink, so emerging Heath Spotted and several Lesser Butterflies just about to flower.

A huge tick was the arrival of a newly emerged Marsh Fritillary, who gave good long displays of under and overwings, so much so we all got shots.

Back to the car past the demselflies and butterflies of the hedge, then all back in the car drive further north to St John's Point, collecting sandwiches and wraps from a filling station on the way.

At the end of the public road, there is a white beach, with the headland stretching out behind. On this day, without a breath of wind, the sky was reflected perfectly on the still sea.

We sat at picnic benches to eat our packed lunch, while the twitches scoured the rocks for shags and divers.

This was our second site for the day: a peninsular stretching out into the east Atlantic, living in a bog nearly at the end, soaking their roots hidden from the track that passes nearby.

Dactylorhiza traunsteinerioides In the distance, a thunderstorm rumbled, and the sunny and warm morning had given way to a darker and gloomier afternoon with the promise of rain sooner rather than later.

Dactylorhiza traunsteinerioides We saw the orchid, though I bailed again on a trek to see more lower down in wetter conditions, so limped back to the car.

I sat and listened to podcasts while people watching as they came to the small beach. All the while, distant thunder echoed around the landscape, getting more distant.

Over an hour later, the others came back, so we drove over an hour away to a large dune system.

It had been a long day, we were tired, and more storms were building, the sunshine of the morning was a distant memory, and a cool wind had set in.

Neotinea maculata We walked in file up into the dunes, turning off after a while, looking for tiny spikes among the other vegetation.

Neotinea maculata After an hour, over a dozen were found, but all had done over to seed and were going brown, as the Dense Flowered Orchid only flowers for a few days.

But these counts.

I walked back to the car while the rest did some more exploring, and so at half seven we all climbed in, happy with the day, and dreaming of fish and chips from a nearby town. But the chippy closed at eight and was half an hour away, and sure enough when we arrived, it was closing.

We went to a nearby bar, who were very accommodating in seating eight without reservations and serving us promptly and for me, one of the best vegetable curries I have had.

The two pints of Guinness I fell were well earned.

After that, we went back outside, the rain had arrived, so we rushed back to the car, and had a 70 minute drive through the gathering gloom back to Sligo, not getting back until half ten.

Phew.

The next day.

It its not already obvious by now, the reason we were on Ireland was orchids. But in particular, for me to tick off three of the last four species of UK and Ireland I had yet to see.

Apart from these three species, there is one more, Creeping Lady's Tresses, yet to see, and that should be taken care of later in the year.

We shall see.

So having ticked off Pugsley's and Dense Flowered Orchids, the final target for this week was Irish Marsh Orchid. And for that we needed to head south.

Quite a way south.

Best strap ourselves in for the long drive.

Jools was going with another "plus one", on a trip to Tory Island to see and shake hands with their "king".

This meant a dinner dead on half seven, and on the road for them by eight.

I finished my lazy breakfast, and then went to the room to get ready.

So, we would have to drive south for nearly two hours, two hours through cloudy, misty weather with occasional drizzle turning to steady rain as we neared the sites.

As we followed a lorry, on either side, in the deep vegetation of the verge, we could see the vibrant purple spikes appearing of the Irish Marsh. We could have stopped but it would have been dangerous, and there was a much safer site a few miles further on.

Dactylorhiza Kerryensis In the grounds of a former factory, the once neat lawn now managed to return to nature had hundreds of purple spikes: singles, pairs and even a couple of triple groups. And the orchid Gods smiled, the clouds cleared and the sun shone on the scene.

Dactylorhiza Kerryensis Though the wind did begin to blow, very hard, making macro hard, but I seemed to cope.

After an hour, we were done, so we drove to the nearby Eurospar for supplies, then on to a wetland reserve to look for Red-necked Phalaropes at their only breeding site in the British Isles.

Dactylorhiza Kerryensis Cloud had returned, the wind redoubled, and it was downright chilly if not cold. We had our lunch, and the twitchers and birders went to try to see the two females in residence.

So, after an hour we drove to the final site of the tour, a low lying verge and picnic area beside an inland lough.

A mixture of mostly Irish Marsh, with some Early Marsh mixed in, hunkered down against the wind. We spent an hour or so photographing most spikes, looking for hybrids or at least interesting spikes.

And then for the two hour drive back, but first, on a tip off, we drove to a field where we could hear the rasping of at least on Corncrake, if not two. But despite sitting there for half an hour, not one showed itself.

But hearing the call is a privilege.

Back to Sligo then in drizzle, but we made good time, getting back just after six. Jools wasn't back from her trip to Tory Island, and the windy and rough conditions made the ferry late, she would be unable to join us for dinner as she would not get back until half nine.



And so to the last species, from last weekend. A Scottish species. In Norfolk, and another Fragrant.

The story of how a Scottish and northern English orchid species came to be found at the edge of a Norfolk beach shows how biodiversity can spread.

The landowners at nearby Holkham Hall had fir trees planted, and in the soil were orchid seeds.

Nature does the rest.

There are several small colonies around the woods, but this was/is the most accessible.

The reason for driving from Dover to Wells-Next-the-Sea and back was to complete the UK and Irish Orchid set, as it were. As apart from the legendary Ghost Orchid, by the end of Saturday I would have seen all other species.

It has taken some 14 years, twelve if you look outside of Kent, and involved two two-week holidays to Northumberland, and trips to the New Forest, the Welsh coast, Lancashire, Gloucestershire, Essex, Suffolk and this year, Ireland.

How many species, I hear you ask. Well, depends.

As the Lindisfarne Helleborine is no longer considered a separate species from Dune Helleborine, but was when I saw it. And does the Tongue Orchid or Giant Orchid now be considered UK species as they have naturalised?

I don't know.

Exactly.

We left Dover at half five, having to go up the M20, contraflow and heavy traffic, as the M2 was closed until half ten.

It was a glorious morning, lots of sunshine and little traffic, which was a pleasant surprise.

Over the Thames, or rather under it, then along to the M11 and up through Essex, into Cambridgeshire, Suffolk and finally Norfolk.

Traffic in Brandon was light, and sadly no planes seen moving at RAF Lakenheath, up through Breckland, Thetford Forest to Swaffham, Fakenham and Wells.

Queens Anne's Drive is a long car park owned by Holkham, and folks were arriving to go to the beach. We parked, then set off away from the soon to be busy beach, though light woodland, past a pond, then up and over some dune sacks via a boardwalk to the beach.

From here is was 3,300 steps, or so what3words told me, so we wet off west, along the path at the edge of the woods, until we came to a crossing where two paths met, and just the other side were six tiny plants.

Two hundred and two This was it.

These were it.

Creeping Lady's Tresses.

Related to Autumn Lady's Tresses, clearly, but hairier, and much rarer.

I lay down to get shots, whilst Jools looked for other plants. None found, so as the temperature rose, we turned round to walk back to the car, the whole hike having taken just under two hours by the time we reached the car, and just about every parking space taken.

Goodyera repens According to maps there is an A road that runs along the north Norfolk coast. This is a joke on all those visitors who think its a quick way of getting between Wells and Sheringham or Cromer. We have footpaths wider than this road in Kent.

I should point out that I am a son of Norfolk, and revel in that fact, and love it that the A149 that runs through places like Cley and Blakeney is barely wide enough for a single car, let alone two to pass, or the buses that come along every hour.

The 15 mile drive took best part of 45 minutes, arriving in Sheringham at the busiest time, with the market taking over half the car park beside the North Norfolk Railway.

No matter, we were not going here, our destination was a side road beside a housing estate, on the other side of the road was a nature reserve, Beeston & Sheringham Commons.

On here was my last species, the Marsh Fragrant.

Until a few years ago, all Fragrants were in the same family, then some DNA work was done, and the suspected differences meant that we had three fragrant species: the more common, er, Common (or Chalk), Heath and Marsh.

We have the Chalk in Kent. I had seen a single spike of Heath in Durham a decade back (still counts), so just the Marsh to see, and the Latin name means dense flowered, I though these would be easy to spot, large pink-lilac orchids of majestic height.

The site is large, and of different habitats, and even when on the notice board it confirmed the species here, no hint of where it might be found.

Marsh was the give away, and in the Central Mire we concentrated our search, and after an hour of huffing, puffing and stepping in muddy pools and bogs, I finally found two small spikes. I had already found Marsh Helleborines, so pretty sure we were in the right place.

Gymnadenia densiflora Ten yards away were two much larger spikes, worth the wet foot I got from the floating fen.

Job done.

Unlike in a video game, I didn't get an extra life or added powers, just the job done.

The phone lead us back to the car, I was just about done in. 15,000 steps, but no actual pain, just the effort in what was a very warm day.

The Quest (part 10)

The Tiddlers.

27th May 2023.

Carnforth.

The big day.

I was awake at half four, no idea why, so I lay in bed till 5, then get up, get dressed and decide to head to the meeting point.

I was up here on a guided tour of rare orchids and a photography workshop. For me it was mostly about the rare orchids, rare and tiny orchids.

More of that later.

I pack and do one last check of the room and walk to reception to hand the room key in, load the car and set the destination in the sat nav.

Up one junction of the motorway, then into the Southern Lakes, with the roads empty of traffic, which would be very different in three hours time when we would be going the other way.

Into the hills, and up ever-narrowing lanes, through a small village and then up a narrow dead end lane to the meeting point, a spot so remote that there were two vehicles in it already.

I park, switch off the engine and wait.

My guide emerges from the parked car beside me after half an hour, he had kipped here after arriving in the wee small hours.

We head off into the bog, along a boardwalk and begin the hunt for our first target species: Coralroot orchids.

All three of the orchids this first day were to be either small, or tiny, or even tinier.

This was going to be a challenge.

After half an hour, I find the first spike, and then ten minutes later, a second. We both talk lots of shots, but with the clock ticking and the day progressing, we start to walk back to the car.

Corallorhiza trifida Something catches my eye, clearly an orchid spike, but a giant compared to the others we had seen. A Coralroot some four inches tall, and in perfect condition, and with two small plants beside it

One hundred and forty seven We take hundreds more shots.

And that was that. We walk back to the car, and on the way we encounter a nice retired lady, who was a rabid Corbynite, who would hear nothing bad about him. Well, she did hear because I said I had had enough of people on the left who preferred to be right on rather than in power.

Corallorhiza trifida We reach the car and drive on to the next site. About 50 minutes away, back under the motorway and up into the hills again, along narrow lanes until we reached a long straight road. We park and look at the fields in front of us.

We walked into the first field, lapwing chicks scattered well before we approached, and they hid so we couldn't see them. While their parents wheeled and squawked high above us.

We climbed over a dry stone wall, then into a moor of densely packed heather, to a geotagged point, at which point we started to look.

And after some half an hour, my guide found two tiny plants, barely two inches high, like dried red grass. This was the Lesser Twayblade.

Neottia cordata We only found these two plants, so I take shots and we move on, an hour to the final site, but on the way there was lunch to think about.

Neottia cordata We find a pub on a bend in the road, it did the important things: beer and food. We have a sharing platter and a pint, then sit to watch the motorbikes scream past. We suffer an IT failure, and have to recharge a phone with the location of the final orchid, so we have a coffee and teacake.

Half an hour later we were on the move again, heading to a lane, before turning up a track to an unmarked site.

Pseudorchis albida After parking, there is a fell, and at the bottom, mounds where top soil maybe had slipped down. On one of these we hoped we would find the orchids.

After searching we find about 8 spikes, none open, but one close, so I record that, and by then it was six, and time to go to the hotel.



9th July 2023.

A decade ago, when I "got into" orchids, I bought a guide. Harrap's Orchids of Britain and Ireland, a field and site guide. (ISBN 978-1-4081-0571-9), and I looked at the pages of the fifty or so species that can be found, and wondered what it would like to see them all.

Now, I have to add that:

1. I saw the Dense Flowered Orchid on Rhodes last year.

2. Hebridean may or man not be a sub-species of a Dacht.

3. Who decided that Fragents get three species? I have seen two, will my life be made better by seeing the Marsh?

So, with the above statements in mind, I am running out of species left to see in the UK. If I don't include Ireland. The Republic, that is.

Also I saw the Lindisfarne Helleborine when it still was a separate species, it is a sub-species of the Dune. So, I have seen the two sub-species of Dune, but not a simple Dune itself. Does that matter?

Maybe not.

Last year I saw the Narrow Lipped Helleborine in Surrey, the ultra-rare Red Helleborines in the Chilterns and Irish Lady's Tresses in Wales. This year it was going to be the hard to find, tiny weeny species.

In Northern England for the Coral Root and Lesser Twayblade, and I did see a Small White Orchid, but not in actual flower.

Then there is the Pugsley's Marsh-orchid: I saw a likely candidate in Yorkshire this year, but was just a SMO it turned out.

That left the Bog Orchid and Creeping Lady's Tresses to see. I am saving the latter for next year and a trip to Norfolk to see this Scottish speciality, so the Bog it is.

The Fen Orchid is a small green orchid that thrives in alkali environments in Norfolk and South Wales, so the Bog Orchid thrives in acid bogs, mostly in Scotland, but also the New Forest in southern England.

So it was that we left Chez Jelltex at twenty past five this morning to drive to the New Forest in Hampshire to meet with a friend who would take us to see the tiny orchid.

Once I tried to explain to my Father-in-Law why we did the things we did: churches, historic London, orchids, but I couldn't, it was lost on him. And how could I have explained this, a three hour ten minute drive to a closed pub on the heath, then follow his car down narrow and narrower lanes, then hike a mile across the heath to a waterlogged bog where there were ten tiny spikes. And having photographed them, walk back to the car and drive home, getting back just after two in the afternoon, 330 miles driven in a little over seven hours.

Is this normal?

Leaving so early mean going was very easy up the M20 and along the M26 to the M25. Heck even that was OK, if you ignore the middle lane tossers who think they have squatting, or driving rights. That includes the chap who responded to me flashing him as he was doing 60mph in the third of four lanes with a raised middle digit. Nice bloke, nice and dim.

All was going well, but the M3 to Southampton was closed while workman tried to help a bridge do press-ups, or that's what it looked like on our way back when we went past. So we took the detour down the A3, then across through leafy, sleeping villages, As far as detours go, it was pleasant, and the roads none too busy, so we got to Winchester and back on the road in half an hour, even with a break for some service station food.

So, into Hampshire, round Southampton, avoiding the ferry to the Isle of Wight, and on the road west, turning off the main road, and right onto a track leading across the heathland.

Ponies were seen, but no deer, as we drove deeper into the forest. Not only that, rain began to fall harder and harder, another time when despite planner the weather threatens to ruin everything.

If only that blue sky away to the west would drift over.....

We met my friend outside a pub at a crossroads, and we made our way to a very nice village, parked in a small wood, then trekked across the heath, with mist still hanging in the upper branches of trees on the other side of the small valley.

Well, I am doing this just the once. Seeing each species. I won't go down to the New Forest to see the Bogs, now if something else were found, then maybe.

One hundred and ninety Anyway, the bogs this orchid loves are waterlogged, soft and muddy, and the spikes a bugger to photograph. Only this one sits on the edge of a shelf, is easier than most, and on the edge of the bog, I didn't get too muddy.

Now, when I went to snap its three friends, I did nearly fall over, lost a shoe and got a very wet and muddy foot.

But lived to tell the tale.

As the rain drifted across the heath once more, we walked back to the car for the long drive home.

Job done.

Not much to report, just much more traffic. A lot more.

Up the M3 and mixing it with early holiday traffic perhaps either way it was slow going. Or we thought it was before we turned onto the M25 and all travel ground to a halt.

Saturday 27 July 2024

The Quest (part 9)

3rd June 2022. Go West. We woke at quarter to six in Swindon.

Outside it was warm and cloudy. But with the promise of sunshine later.

We had a shower, dressed and was down fr breakfast for half six, with all bar the cooked food ready.

So, we filled our boots with fruit and coffee before the fry up was brought. Aroud us, young red-eyed familes ate in a daze, and men in work clothes got ready for their last working day of the week.

We had a 90 minute drive, so we turned out of the car park at seven, across the huge roundabout ond onto the M4 heading due west for Bath, Bristol and Wales.

We put the radio on, and as the cruised through the Wiltshire countryside, the clouds above thinned and the sun broke through.

It was going to be a perfect day for orchiding.

We crossed over the new bridge ito Wales, traffic was heavier, but it flowed well, and all around the weather improved.

Past Newport and Cardiff beofre turning off to the coast, lead by the sat nav into which I had programmed the postcode. Although that wasn't enough, as the post coast was a gated farm track.

We tried to drive into the nearest town, and there was no reserve, but on the way out I saw a brown sign with a waterfowl, the symbol for a reserve.

Getting close now.

We arrived, and already the car park was half full, because sadly most people use reserves as dog exercise areas, and we were to be harassed and harried all our visit but aggressive small and larger dog and owners who don't give a toss.

One hundred and fifty four I was here to see a rarer colour variation of the Early Marsh, but Kenfig is also home to the only western colony of Fen Orchids. I had seen these in Norfolk a few years back, but as were here, and someone on Twitter supplied me with a grid reference and good directions, as the orchids are tiny.

So, we went via a maze of tracks, heading mostly west, through coppices and dunes, until there was a large open area of grass.

And orchids.

And there were the magenta coloured EMO.

I filled my boots.

Then, to find the Fens.

Beside one dune that looked just like any other, some work had been done last year to disturb the soil, and here, if we looked hard enough, would be the orchids.

What I saw were hundreds of Marsh Helleborine rosettes putting up spikes, more than I have seen since I was on the Snook.

One hundred and fifty four But then I saw the familiar spike, with two rounded leaves wrapped round the spike.

But not in flower.

We looked more, and found three more spikes, but none in flower.

Then Jools called, and by a short piece of bamboo, there were two flowering spikes, barely 4cm tall.

I got my pictures and we turned for the car, meetng folks on the way who showed us a good spot for dragonflies. We saw damsels, though they were flighty, and then a couple of dragons, but neither settled. Sure one was either a Norfolk of Brown Hawker, but can't be sure.



24th July 2024.

So, at one I packed the car and set off, having to get through the traffic chaos. In fact it wasn't too bad, but I still avoinded the port and Townwall Street, driving towards Whitfield before heading down the Alkham Valley. I only just made the turn as a lorry had sideswiped a Nissan Micra, and blocked the rest of the roundabout.

I turned off, unaffected, and was soon enjoying the open road driving towards Folkestone. THe on ramp to the A20 was open, and no traffic to really hold me up. On the other carriageway, no cars were allowed on the motorway after Maidstone Services, all traffic being sent down the A20, and that road was at a standstill. My worries already were of the journey back on Monday.

NO problems in etting to the top of the motorway before turning west and the M25. Traffic was heavy, and slow in places, bbut I had a layover planned, and a meet up with a fellow orchidist to see a new species for me.

There are between 50 and 60 orchid species, and I have seen many of them, so the weekend was offering me the chance to see two new species. The first of which was the one we had looked for the weekend before, Narrow Lipped Heleborine.

I turned off the motorway and was soon heading down leafy lanes, which partially hid what used to be called the stockbroker belt houses; huge mansions with electronic gateways, where money buys you privacy in a country mansion. The villages were pretty enough, and the chuches, none of which I had time to stop and look at. Nor the wooden village water well I passed either, even if it looked photogenic and ancient.

I had agreed to meet with Richard between half two and three, so after finding the car park for the reserve, I tried to call him, but turned out his phone had no signals. So I tried to make sense of my scrawled directions, with no luck.

I was in the process of calling other friends who had visited, when Richard called back.

He would come and meet me, he confirmed which path to take, so I wandered off and straight away came to a what was clearly an orchid rich area under huge beech trees and deep in leaf litter. Small orchid spikes dotted the woodland floor, and these were the Narrow Lipped Hellebories.

Richard came and showed me the best spikes, the hot weather had fried many of the others, but there were more than enough to snap.

We carried on walking, and came to a clearing where there were a good few Braod Leaved Helleborines, some were partially baked, but still had flowers, and were being visited by drunken wasps.

Two hundred and five Time was getting on, so I had to say my goodbyes to Richard and make my way back to the car.

I programmed in the hotel address, and the sat nav guided me west through yet more picturesque and exclusive villages to the A3, then a short blast to the roundabout at Wisley and onto the M25 again, having missed out several busy junctions on my detour.

Epipactis leptochila Almost straight away, the sunny day was shrouded in thick smoke as another heath fire had broken out to the south, so traffic slowed to a crawl through the poor visibility, everything tinged with brown and even the smell of burning made it into the air conditioning.

But at Heathrow, I got through the smoke, and clear blue skies were overhead once more. And through the final jam, I made my way over to the slow lane to take the slip road to the M40 and head north at last.

This isn't the quickest route, but it is less busy, and there is always the delight of seeing dozens of Red Kites hunting on the way.

I made good time, speeding north, past Oxford and Bicester, pressing on towards Birmingham.

Where, I decided I knew better than the sat nav, and rather than take the M6, I went on to go up the toll motorway, which has lighter traffic, only having to cut through a small village to get back onto the M54 west to Telford and Shrewsbury beyond.

I had the radio on, and on Tom Robinson's show, he played all the tracks from The Streets' first album, which amazingly is 20 years old this week. Still sounds as fresh as it did then, and I learned made using free software on a laptop under a blanket in his wardrobe(!) to muffle sounds as he had no studio.

Weak become heroes indeed.

Shrewsbury bypass is all roundabouts, but at six on a Sunday evening traffic is light, so made good time, and at the last one was the sign to Knockin, the village before the hotel.

THe hot and sunny weather had given way to clouds and even showers, it felt and was cooler, yet the car told me it was still 24 degrees outside.

I arrived at the hotel just after seven, Bob gave me a hug and poured me a pint of dark mild.

That went down well.

So downed two more as I ate dinner of chicken Kyiv and chips.

I was suddenly very tired, I said I was going to my room for a lay down, but to give me a knock if he wanted to have a drink later, not thinking he would.

And hour later there was a knock, so I went down and made two Mai Tai's vanish as we chatted and joked.

I climbed back up to my room at half eleven, so very tired.



25th July 2022.

After two large Mai Tais the night before, and less than six hours of broken sleep. I looked in the bathroom mirror and saw two bloodshot eyes staring back at me.

Oh God.

At least there would be a hearty breakfast.

So, at seven I go down and have orange juice, and another fry up with sausage, bacon, black pudding, mushrooms and a fried slice.

And coffee.

Not as much as I needed. But it would do.

Now.

A couple of months ago, I bumped into a member of my orchid group, Graham, at PGD, and he introduced me to his friend, another Graham, and Graham 2 asked f I was going to see the Irish Lady's Tresses.

I was.

He would have a camper van, but was staying near the bog, could I give him a lift so he didn't have to take his van and disabled wife.

I would.

That was two months ago. Now it was the day, and all I had was a postcode and his phone number. But I also had plenty of time. So, after loading up the car, I said goodbye to Bob and Cath after paying the bill, and programed the reserve and then the camp site as a stopover.

I had an hour, but on these Welsh roads, it could take longer.

To add to the drama of the day, it was overcast and drizzling. The valleys would remain green.

Apparently.

I went to Welshpool, then to Newtown, along the bypass and towards the coast. Stuck behind a train of flatbed lorries, I made steady if unspectacular time. At least the road ran beside the railway, so I knew I was heading in the right direction.

After passing through a small gorge, I came to where the postcode said the camping site should be. And it was. I drove in and parked up and called Graham 2.

There was no signal.

I tried again. And again.

No luck.

Maybe, if i go to the top of the site I could get a signal?

So, up the camping site, passing vans and tents until I got to the very top.

And after a couple of minutes, I got a signal and called Graham 2. He picked up and had seen me drive by, so I went to pitch 22 and there he was, standing at the door of a very small camper. Inside were his wife and three dogs. I went in for a brew, and stodd as most flat surfaces was taken with dogs and their beds.

We left at just gone nine, a 40 minute drive to Borth, beside the railway again.

Our joining instructions mentioned a cafe nearby, so we called in there for another brew and for me a slice of fruit cake. I thought I'd check my phone for news, but again no signal.

We left for the final two mile drive at twenty past ten, being the second car to arrive, we were sent down the track to the small parking area.

We were here to see an orchid called Irish Lady's Tresses, which had been found on the site in 2019, which for the species tick meant not having to go to Ireland. We will get to Ireland at some point, but it would be longer than a day trip.

Two hundred and six In the bog beyond the gate was a small area surrounded by an electrified fence, and in there was over 20 small orchids. We had to wait for the warden to disarm the fence, but a few plants were near enough to get half decent shots.

Spiranthes romanzoffiana Once the warden arrived, as well as other HOS members, we were allowed inside the fence. A rope was placed over whch we were not to step, but was close enough to get fine close ups of the orchid spikes.

Spiranthes romanzoffiana We take turns in getting shots, some more serious than others. I get mine, so after twenty minutes I say to Graham 2, shall we go?

Spiranthes romanzoffiana We shall.

Once back in the car, I program the camp site back in and we set off, down the track to the lane, and from there began the long journey home.

Graham 2 used to be an auditor, so we swapped auditor horror stories until I dropped him off, and there was peace and quiet in the car. I had no idea how long the drive back would be, I though I'd do well to be home by eight, the sat nav said ten past five

The Quest (part 8)

The Home Counties.

Or, of Soldiers and Lankeys.

Sunday 31st May 2015

Saturday.

I have now come to realise that orchids brings out a special kind of madness. I may have said this before, but there seems to be no middle ground; meh or crazy.

In the past year or so, this madness has manifested itself by calling in at a nature reserve on the way to see my Mother, or travelling to the next county to walk the downs in the offchance of finding the tiddlers. And then there is the whole thing of planning not one, but two annual holidays around seeing orchids in the north east. There will be more of this in July I don't doubt.

And so it came to pass that we were to spend this Saturday driving round the M25 to Buckinghamshore to find a clearing in a wood, then onto Oxfordshire to walk along some downs to find another reserve. All this to find some rather special orchids. And once again Jools would say that I would claim that every time. But this time it was true.

We were awake very early, not by choice, but by the seagulls calling from our roof. No idea why in the last week they have taken up residence, but they are bloody annoying and loud, but saves on setting the alarm.

We have coffee, load up the car, program the sat nav; and we are off. Up the M20, along the M25, both very quiet, but getting busier as time went on, and finally up the M4, past Windsor. Soon we had turned off, along a very quiet dual carriageway until we came to Marlow. Marlow, a town I had not know existed before this week, was just walking up, and had we thought we should have stopped for breakfast, but by now the orchid blood lust was building and I had to see it. NOW.

Through a housing estate, and then along a winding country road through a forest, turning right at the Trout and Toolbox pub, or something, and up a very long, very narrow lane. The directions seemed right, could it be this straightforward? Yes it could. We stop at the entrance to the wood, and after dinning our walking boots, it was a 50m walk up the track and into the reserve, and there was another photographer hunched over an orchid, snapping away.

Military Orchid Orchis militaris And all over the glade were orchids. Not just orchids, well, mostly one species: Military. The Military Orchid is closely related to the Lady orchid, but is much rarer: so rare in Britain, it is found in just two locations. And this is one of them.

Military Orchid Orchis militaris Happy with the shots, I packed up my gear and we walked back to the car to drive to the next location: Princes Risborough to find a bead shop for Jools. It cannot have escaped your notice that most trips are for what I want to do, I can get a little obsessed with orchids, churches, trains or football. Or some other thing which suddenly becomes so important we spend all of the weekend chasing it. Anyway, it was 15 miles to the shop, and with the sun abroad, it was a very pleasant drive, along even narrower lanes, with grass growing through the tarmac, so thick we could hear it brushing the underneath of the car.

Outside Wycombe, we pass through a town, and now thirsty and hungry we find a small tea room, with a parking space outside. We pull in and find it is also an old fashioned sweet shop, with walls lined with glass jars of boiled sweets and candy of all sizes, shapes and colours. We order toasted tea cakes and cuppas. And when we leave we buy a pound of sweets; including rhubarb and custards for me.

We find a place to park outside the bead shop, and whilst Jools goes in I watch the locals try to park their cars; a scary experience, and I am glad that all spaces around me are taken and so our car should be safe!

Jools returns, and I have already programmed the sat nav for the Thames Valley. Another half an hour or so brought us to a nameless railway station. Two pounds and eighty pence of your Queen's money paid for parking until a minute to midnight, nothing less was available.

A mile walk along a street lined with semi-detached bungalows, most guarded by huge hedges. And then into a narrow country lane, heading for a farm.

We turn off the lane, and walk up another leafy lane, through a gate and into the reserve. The lower slope was fine, south facing, but orchid-free. However, I saw some steps heading up through a copse leading to the upper slopes. There we already people up there, so yet more climbing and up we go.

A fine dispay And there behind a thin tape were orchids. Not just any orchids, but hybrids. The site is well known for Lady and for Monkey, but since 2006, they have been interbreeding, producing the Lady x Monkey, and this is the only place in Britain they can be found. Well, as there only two other sides where the Monkey is found, that is perhaps understandable.

Lady x Monkey Orchid Orchis purpurea x simia I climb up the down, and despite the tape I can get very close to some of the orchids to get the shots I want, and the tape has done its job in keeping the majority of the site in a pristine condition, with no spikes flattened by eager snappers. We take a few minutes to sit down and survey the scene: the orchids, the river valley, the trains hammering along and above, Red Kites circling. A perfect afternoon.

I meet a local couple, who are visiting thw aite for the first time: they ask me about the orchids, and why they are special. Once you say that this one is found at only two other sites in Britain, and the larger ones found no where else, they get it. And realise how beautiful the orchids are. I explain how some people steal the orchids, dig them up, and then the orchid is lost forever. They understood. But I also warned about the orchid: they cause a great deal of madness, if you want to keep your sanity, keep away from the orchids!