Gunship diplomacy

Yesterday evening, news came that as French fishermen were about to blockade St Hellier harbour, our brave PM, in a bed to lower tensions, dispatched two gunships to the area.

Yeah, you read that right.

On the eve of local elections, the tinpot Churchill seemed to be planning war with Franch.

I wish I were making this up.

Mostly this is for a domestic audience, but the interesting this, is that in an interview with the Jersey Evening Post, a local oyster fisherman said he was siding with the French as it was Johnson who had sold all fishermen out.

In the real world of negotiations, it seems the UK and the UK are quietly getting on making Brexit work, that will be until the next manufactured crisis appears so Johnson can wave his tiny dick about.

I saw yeasterday, that although the UK has singned close to 70 continuity agreements with countries, most will have to be properly negotiated in a year or at most, three. A simple FTA with Canada took 7 years, and they had leverage. But I wouldn't worry, Liz Truss is on the case!

Cheese, anyone?