BOJO sued

I hate to use his nicknames, Boris, Bojo, that tousled haired burk. And so on, but Boris de Piffel Johnson has had a private prosecution brought against his for misconduct in a public office.

I mean, which of his many, nay legion offences could have been chosen?

The £350 million a week for the NHS one.

Oh that again?

Well, yes.

Thing is, proving he knew it was bollocks is going to be harder than you think, and there will probably many way is which his legal team can strangle and frustrate the case.

But it is embarrassing, just as he was about to launch a leadership bid.

Might sway some into not backing him. Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke.