The beginning and the end

It began in the White House in January 2017 when DOnald Judas Trump was sworn in as the 45th President of the United States.

It ended in the parking lot of Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia, which is situated between a dildo store and a cremation services business.

It seems the Trump Oranisation thought it was a grand hotel.

A fitting end to a presidency that created division, hate, poverty and death on a grand scale.

Fomer New York mayor, Rudy Giuliani, began his rambling speech which contained as many lies as anything spoken by his client, Trump. Sadly for this moment, this was when all the US TV networks decided to call the election in Joe Biden's favour.

Across the nation, people screamed, laughed, danced.

There is no substance in Rudy's claims of wrongdoing, doomed to fail and create more division and fire the Q networks.

But for now, before the hard work begins, let us celebrate.

Here's to Sleepy Joe.