Of IT lessons and a fireman's pole

Fnarr, fnarr.

So, in today's Sunday Mirror, Boris Johnson's alleged IT instructor revealed that instead of teaching him IT from her fireman's pole in her flat, they were engaged in a four year affair.

No, really?

That Johnson denied this, and survived an inquiry into improper use of funds, will this now be reopned, that she received nearly one hundred thousand quid of public money for some vague IT project?

At the same dinner he groped Jennifer Arcuri under a table, he, with his other hand, groped a female journalist with his other. Which NUmber 10 had denied.

Can we all just agree that Johnson always lies and causes those around him, even those who should be impartial, to lie to cover for him? I mean, we still don't know the exact number of children he has fathered. We assume its less than ten, but who knows?

Meanwhile, the Good Law Project have seven cases related to the PPE fiasco having been approved to go to Judicial Review (JR), so the cash for friends and doners scandal might be solved.

Or not.

And it emerged that external advisors were drafting ministerial statements for Parliament about their own activities. Now if that doesn't stink, then I don't know what does.

Have a great weekend.